GERALD FORD, PART 1
The undertakers bumped his head getting him into the casket.
SADDAM
Taste dictates that his hanging won't be televised; available instead on YouTube.
GERALD FORD, PART 2
It's official: Chevy Chase's career is over.
ROSIE AND THE DONALD
The funniest comedy team since Wolfowitz and Kristol.
GERALD FORD, PART 3
From a nation grateful to the president who gave Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney their first big break in government.
FDA SAYS CLONED ANIMALS OK FOR FOOD
Test subjects, however, eventually report a sense of déjà vu, saying that they had "eaten this meal before."
JEB BUSH'S LEGACY, ST. PETE TIMES VERSION
"At 6-4, Bush towered over Florida's political scene, both literally and figuratively. …"
JEB BUSH'S LEGACY, REALITY-CHECK VERSION
Soaring property taxes. Artificially high housing prices. Insurance crisis. The Terry Schiavo fiasco. More partisanship in appointing judges and other officials. Schools mired at the bottom of national rankings. Outsourcing government work and taxpayer dollars without adequate oversight …
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS
Already broke all of them.
This article appears in Jan 3-9, 2007.
