I've always felt the same way about The Eagles as The Dude. Too slick, too souless, too predictable. Other than Joe Walsh, I pretty much despise all of 'em, especially that blowhard Don Henley. However, I realize there are a couple people on the planet, and in Tampa Bay, who absolutely fucking love the Eagles and will be jazzed about learning the band is playing the St. Pete Times Forum Jan. 29. So much so, they'll be willing to shell out such high prices for tickets that the amount isn't even on the goddman press release, which I have included in its entirety after the jump.
This article appears in Oct 8-14, 2008.