• Jerry Sandusky (center)

Joe Amendola, the misguided defense attorney for Jerry Sandusky, jokingly told reporters they should call “1-800-REALITY” if they believe the sexual abuse allegations against his client. However, when one reporter decided to actually call the number, it turned out to be a gay sex hotline. In its initial welcome message, the hotline boasts that it’s “the hottest place for triple-X action” and promises “bulging, bursting pleasure with horny gay, bi, and bi-curious studs.”