At dinner the other night, a friend revealed her recent drunken sexual debauchery, which involved a certain dairy product usually reserved for cereal. There were four of us in attendance, myself, the debaucherist and my good friends, "the twins" (actual people who are twins… not my breasts). We are a fairly close group and it's safe to say that we have a "no limits" policy when it comes to sharing. So, when it came to this kinky topic, we listened intently.
It should be known that the debaucherist suffers from a bit of a problem: she lacks the ability to choose her partner. She is a VERY attractive girl from South Africa, but she isn't very personable. Many men have asked me why she is, "cold and distant." I don't have an answer. Maybe she just looks too hard. Either way, this causes her to make more than a few poor choices.
This article appears in Oct 22-28, 2009.