The lady that married the Eiffel Tower, and others with fetishes for inanimate objects (Video)

As you may have noticed summer is officially rolling into town this week, though it's been hotter than lava in a toaster here in Tampa for a few weeks now. And since The Rabid One is doing quite well for himself: I splurged and purchased a hammock for my "pleasure zone" in the backyard. It's amazing, comfy, relaxing- the perfect summer accessory.  And I love it. Like, LOVE it. But, my friends, I do not intend to marry it.

Not the way this woman has married the Eiffel Tower. Seriously.