The real map of Hillsborough: Which ghetto are you?

First off, thank you to the CL reader who sent us this inspired piece of mapmaking via Twitter, whoever you are. Please come forward and identify yourself so you can get the credit, or the blame.

Meanwhile, check out the map (larger version after the break) and claim your neighborhood.

Note that Pinellas is indicated at the left, off the map: "This way to old white people and a small colony of hipsters." Discuss.