"In the morning I'd awake and couldn't remember/What is love and what is hate?" —The Flaming Lips, "In the Morning of the Magicians"
Senator Robert C. Byrd, wearing a tie with puppies on it, chews Michael Vick on the floor of the House like a beef-flavored rawhide.
Daniel Radcliff speaking about his 18th birthday today: "I just think I'm going to be more sort of fair game." Mrs. Robinsons, start your engines.
Ad-libbing journalist pulls number out of ass.
Upon discovering larvae living under her husband's skin, a devoted wife says: "I will love you through your maggots."
Hip-hop and theology: as long as it sounds better than Christian rock.
Boy's Don't Cry, unless "breaking with the party line and movingly acknowledging the real costs of this war."
Last night in a 60 Minutes interview updated from February, Anderson Cooper lets Kenny Chesney tell the world he's still not gay as they hang out in an alley behind a bar.
"The HIV epidemic is essentially uncontrolled" in Africa and Asia due to unavailability to condoms and sterile syringes. It's a good thing we've got abstinence, abstinence and abstinence being taught in our schools.
This article appears in Jul 18-24, 2007.