Ladies and gentlemen, beware! There is an army of pedophiles out there and it's 9000 penises strong (and growing).
- Negotiation begins on the mother of all
taxpayer rip-offsbailouts. - The Other White Meat graces the Bay area with her presence.
- Presidential Candidate Car-Count Scoreboard: 13-1. You want to guess who has the 13?
- Pakistan's new president and Prime Minister almost bought it at the Islamabad Marriott.
- And the Emmy goes to …
- Free Levi!
- Playoffs? You're talking about playoffs? Playoffs!
- The Bucs win an overtime thriller in Chicago.
This article appears in Sep 17-23, 2008.