Triumph the Insult Comic Dog visits the Republican National Convention. I thought about not beating the dead horse of the RNC, but this is too funny.
- Congrats, everyone! We're all now the proud owners of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.
- The global stock markets love the move.
- ABC's Charles Gibson lands the first post-nom interview with Sarah I-Ain't-Talkin'.
- MSNBC spikes both Olbermann and Matthews, pull out the anchor chair for David Gregory.
- Debunked McCain lie of the day: The Dems were going to throw away thousands of flags in Denver.
- Republican plan for electoral victory: Don't let the young or the black folks vote.
- Bucs lose. Rays Lose.Tom Brady's out for the season.
- Hot wedding band: Phish.
This article appears in Sep 3-9, 2008.