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- McCain says to leave Sarah Palin out of it.
- Alaska locates missing and uncounted ballots equaling ONE-THIRD of the total votes cast.
- Obama turns a cold shoulder on the lobbyists.
- Up next on the extortion bailout schedule: the auto industry.
- Google starts crossing the "don't be evil" line, one flu search at a time.
- Exactly how stupid are Americans? This stupid.
- R.I.P. NASA's Mars rover.
- Cat fight!
This article appears in Nov 12-18, 2008.