Will America ever learn? George W. Bush addressed the nation last night, proclaiming "our entire economy is in danger." That means two things. 1. There is no crisis. 2. Bend over, American taxpayer.
- Bush invites both candidates to the White House for a chat about the economy.
- A theft bailout deal is close.
- Hey McCain, this isn't about you.
- McCain's talking points revealed.
- Judging by his YouTube comments on The Mole, Anthrax "suspect" Bruce Ivins must have done it!
- China turns off the spigot.
- Paul McCartney plays the holy land.
- The Rays magic number: 1.
This article appears in Sep 24-30, 2008.

