Eat, drink and be merry.

Blackwater has half-learned Ben Franklin’s saying, “In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.”

With the whole global warming crisis thing, Floridians will need to eat their broccoli now more than ever before.

Ever feel like whacking a big, fat media conglomerate?

Edwards tells Bill Maher how “way not romantic” life is on the campaign trail and sends a love letter to Bill O’Reilly.

Who says you can’t have a partial birth, um, adoption in Missouri?

Remember that study a while back that said old people still get it on? They could have just asked the 84-year-old woman who was shtupping the 24 year old dude…

This article appears in Oct 17-23, 2007.