There's always time for a quickie

While sex is best when done slow and thoroughly, there are times when you want sexual gratification with someone and have no time for standard mating ritual that exists in your sex life. Even in the busiest of schedules there is always time for a quickie. 

Suppose you have had a long day at work, have to go home to cook dinner, take the kids to baseball practice and then help with homework.  Sex seems unlikely even for the most stellar lovers.  Foreplay, slow intercourse, and cuddling is often given up for exhaustion and sleep. 

If we replay this day and insert a quickie, I bet that exhaustion felt when your head hits the pillow feels just a little bit better.

Before work nookie:  Wake up your partner a few minutes early to join you in the shower.  Lather each other up as you work up your hormones.  Don't forget to brush your teeth before you lay on that juicy kiss.

Lunch time romp:  Instead of heading out to your usual lunch spot with the work crew, find a quiet, secluded spot to meet your honey for a back seat fuck like you did when you were teenagers. Note:  dark tinted windows are helpful in this situation.

Break time screw:  We all are allowed two 15 minute breaks during a eight hour work day.  Be productive during your break and meet your fuck buddy in the restroom for a hot, hard, and hurried sexual encounter.  This works best if you have single restrooms that are not close to coworkers.

After hours fucking:  After all your coworkers go home for the day, plan to meet at your office.  Bend her over the desk and screw her from behind.  The thrill from being in a taboo place and the risk of getting caught will make you get off faster, and harder. 

Pass the spaghetti and let's cum:  Cooking dinner is never an exciting event in my house.  To spice up the evening, put a pot of water on to boil on low, add some pasta and head off to the closet.  Hold onto that clothing rod because you are going to get a fucking you won't soon forget.  Dinner will be so much more pleasurable after a good screw.

Bedtime Booty:  It's finally the end of the day and you can barely keep your eyes open.  You look over at your spouse and guess what, he/she is on the cusp of being comatose.  Take a few minutes to rub yourself and rub your partner.  This will almost always get things going.  Once you are ready, get it started. Even half asleep sex is better than no sex at all.

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