Apr 21-27, 2010

Apr 21-27, 2010 / Vol. 23 / No. 6

Dreaming of pulling out teeth

“OK. So I have a recurring dream that I can pull some of my bottom teeth out and then put them back in. So, last night when that thought came in my head as I was dreaming, I remember thinking, oh yeah, that only happens in dreams. Let me check it out. So I did,…

CD review: Broken Social Scene, Forgiveness Rock Record

It's been five years since the last Broken Social Scene album. You might not have noticed between their numerous side-projects, guest appearances and solo releases. But they are back. And they are kicking ass. Forgiveness Rock Record spans the better part of an hour and is all over the musical map. David Byrne's bizarre intonation…

Dreaming of a hole in the heart

"Dream Momma, I'm the person who sent you the dream about the facebook guy. The next night after that dream I had this bizarre dream about a good friend from college. She was pregnant and ready to deliver at any moment, but was ignoring the situation and serving dinner a whole table of people at her house. I kept…

Do It This Weekend: SiFF Retro’s indie films, Pesto Festo and Sea Grapes, Bachelorette Auction, The Dubliner’s HopFest, Bay of Beards and Scurvy Awareness Day

With the deluge of summer blockbusters just around the corner, the Beach Theatre has some timely counterprogramming to give moviegoers a taste of cinematic nourishment on the small scale. Starting this Friday, the venerable movie house is screening a retrospective from the Strasbourg Independent Film Fest, featuring 14 films as well as a number of…

Beware The Birds: Scavenging seagulls are back

Now that winter has given way to warm weather and pollen storms in the Bay Area, it’s important to discuss the largest untold danger that arrives in great numbers with the seasonal change. Every year the local media likes to highlight the dangers of visiting the beach, including sunburns, alcohol poisoning, stingrays and roving Girls…

Dreaming of a chocolate-inspired Facebook man

“Dear Dream Momma, Got an Facebook email from a man I have only been in contact with a few times over the last 20 years. That night I couldn't sleep ( did eat dark chocolate late at night so that was probably most of this) but I woke up every hour or so…and each time I went back to…

Do It Today: Uncle Kracker’s country rock, “Reexamining the Black Atlantic” at USF, and Cowboy Mouth brings Big Easy style to Skipper’s

You know Uncle Kracker from his easy-going country-stained Top 40 AC rock singles “Follow Me” and “Smile” (off 2009’s Happy Hour, that song that played in all those baby promos for The Office), and his cover of “Drift Away" (aka "Give Me The Beat, Boys”). Rehab opens. Weds., April 28, State Theatre, St. Petersburg, statetheatreconcerts.com.…

“Papers, please”? Yeah, not so much.

Ever since Arizona governor Jan Brewer signed the new immigration enforcement bill into law, the press has been in an uproar. The Economist called the law "hysterical nativism", and warned that Arizona was on the path to becoming a "police state". The Huffington Post said that the new law could lead to "racial profiling and…

Your aching dog may need a trip to the chiropractor

Jana’s first visit to her chiropractor was triggered by a chat with a pet psychic. Really! Marla, the pet psychic, had told me that Jana was suffering from pain in her mid-spine and around her neck and tail. When Jana started refusing to go down stairs and jump into the car, I decided to check…

St. Petersburg College named “Outstanding Business of the Year” by U.S. Green Building Council chapter

St. Petersburg College was named “Outstanding Business of the Year” Thursday by the U.S. Green Building Council’s Florida Gulf Coast Chapter, a sustainable building organization whose membership covers 15 counties from Citrus County to Collier County. The award recognizes a business that demonstrates a commitment to green building initiatives and a culture of sustainability through…

Restaurant Review: The inoffensive Urban Cantina elicits a rant

Urban Cantina 2.5 stars 200 East Madison St., Tampa, 813-221-8226 or urbancantina.com Some new restaurants — and often it's the simplest and most straightforward types — call for an oddly philosophical exploration into the very nature of the dining scene that seems well beyond the scope of what's on the plate, what it costs and…

A return to The Cove: A followup with Ric O’Barry

Back in October, I spoke with Ric O'Barry, the Flipper trainer turned dolphin defender featured prominently in The Cove, the documentary about the capture and slaughter of dolphins in Taiji, Japan. At the time, O'Barry was excited that the movie was coming out, finally exposing the travesty he had spent so much of his life…

Hungry for more True Blood? Sink your teeth into the comic

's answer to the trending vampire phenomenon, True Blood,  premiered with only average ratings in 2008. But the show raised the stakes with every episode — (that's the last vampire pun, I promise) — and by the end of the second season, an average of 12.4 million viewers were tuning in every week. It's even…

Tampa Bay food, wine and beer events

Tuesday, April 27: Publix Apron’s Cooking School Neanderthal Basics. Designed to teach the man of the house a few tricks for pulling dinner together, tonight’s class is also ideal for the lady in your life who can barely boil water. The menu includes: French onion soup; nuts and bolts stew; cauliflower with cheese sauce; twice-baked…

Dems want to hear what Crist/Rubio think of Arizona immigration law, ban on texting while driving in Florida law in doubt, and GOP state legislature thumbs its nose at FairDistrictsFlorida: Mitch Perry Report 4.27.10

This is the last week of the regular 2010 legislative session in Tallahassee, and there promises to be plenty of events coming down the pike that will probably upset liberals, as the GOP led legislature finishes its work. Last night the House passed a resolution that would place a constitutional amendment on the ballot, effectively…

FairDistricts Florida head blasts passage of HJR 7231

Monday afternoon in the Florida House, representatives voted to support a Constitutional Amendment on the November ballot designed to neutralize two earlier amendments that would re-district congressional and legislative districts in Florida.  The vote was 74-40. The proposal was sponsored in the House by Port Orange Republican Dorothy Hukill. Immediately after the vote, the chair…

Florida Dems want Crist and Rubio to weigh in on Arizona immigration law

The Florida Democratic Party, cognizant of the potential political advantages that the new policy on immigration signed last week into law by Arizona Republican Governor Jan Brewer, are now challenging the U.S. Senate Republican candidates to weigh in on the issue.  A press release sent out Monday afternoon by party spokesman Eric Jotkoff asks: With…

Bogdanoff kills texting while driving bill in Florida House

Nearly half the country – 23 states – have laws on the books that currently ban texting while driving.  Six others (including the great state of California) have laws on the books now that will get  you busted for speaking on a cellphone while driving. But though there was much talk before the session began…

Goldman Sachs: Worse than Enron?

Remember Enron? Kenneth Lay, the CEO? As the fraud and deception of Enron began to unfold in the media—he stood before the public and his employees and continued to insist that all was fine. Now we have Lloyd Blankfein insisting to everyone that the SEC fraud investigation is nothing to worry about, they have no…

Julia Gorzka – Contributor

A professional speaker and social media strategist, Julia Gorzka consults with businesses and individuals to develop integrated digital communications and creative marketing strategies that build stronger brands, customer loyalty and revenues. Her innovative approach has made her a leader in training organizations and professionals to successfully use social media to achieve business goals. Julia leads…

Do you like Facebook’s new “Like” button? (w/ poll)

As the confusion between fans and friends rages on, Facebook unleashed a few major changes during the past week that you've probably noticed. Our friends are "liking" everything these days, it seems. We "like" our veterinarian.  We "like" our favorite causes.  We "like" our friend's band.  We "like" pointless social media memes just because it's…

See The Cove screening with star Richard O’ Barry at Muvico BayWalk

See the Oscar Award winning documentary that exposed the slaughtering of countless dolphins and exposed the ecological crimes taking place in Taiji, Japan, at the Muvico Theater in BayWalk on Wednesday, May 5th. The Cove, the recent winner of the Academy Award for best documentary and 24 other film accolades, uncovers the horrific practices in…

Benefits of cloud computing for business

The cloud. It sounds ominous and mysterious. But really, it's all around us. Many of us even work in the cloud without realizing it. How many of you work in Google Docs? How many of your employers have you using systems such as Zoho or Google Wave for collaboration? Probably a lot of you. With…

Will financial reform move ahead today?

On NBC's Meet The Press Sunday, Alabama Senator Richard Shelby predicted that all 41 GOP senators will vote to delay the start of debate on a financial reform bill sponsored by Connecticut Democrat Christopher Dodd.  Shelby told NBC's David Gregory that the GOP is just not "there yet" when it comes to agreeing on a…

Sex partners: how old is too old?

recently had a birthday, which is just one more reminder that my age is quickly climbing and there's no stopping it.  I've discovered recently that as I age, I'm increasingly becoming attracted to older men.  By older I mean a little gray here and there; I'm not ready to start scouting old folks homes for sugar…

Rumble at the Ritz 2 features future stars of MMA in Ybor

The Tampa-based mixed martial arts promotion, Art of Fighting, offered fight fans in Tampa an exciting night of action with Rumble at the Ritz 2 that featured an eleven-bout amateur fight card on Friday at a packed Ritz in Ybor City. Although amateur MMA is not yet sanctioned in the state of Florida the International…

Selena Narayanasamy – Contributor

An avid lover of all things caffeine, Selena Narayanasamy currently does SEO and is a social media marketer/analyst as well as a writer. She has multiple degrees in business, marketing and finance. Along with all this, she also writes for Search Engine Journal and is growing Esvienne.com, her own personal social media and tech blog.…

CD review: Black Francis, NonStopErotik (with video)

If you imagine three sides of a Frank Black triangle, the first would be his role as the lead singer and songwriter for seminal alt-rock group, the Pixies. The second would be the solo work he's done under his own moniker in the years since his departure (and return to) the Pixies. The third would…

Pinellas County Schools recycling expert to speak at Seminole Community Library

On Monday, May 3, Wayne Hefty, Pinellas County Schools Energy Coach, will speak at Seminole Community Library about “Recycling in Seminole Schools”. The discussion will focus on public school recycling audits.  Hefty's presentation will demonstrate the educational and social benefit of recycling, and will compare the costs effectiveness of such recycling programs. Please attend this…

Previously on Lost: “The Last Recruit”

Well, we got another great episode of Lost Tuesday night, full of action in both realities, and quite a bit of mythological exposition on the island. Everyone is back together, as Smokey pointed out. As presumably "The Last Recruit," Jack was great in this episode. I'm not sure what exactly it is about him, but…

Scott Harrell’s Life As We Blow It: Where the white things are

I'm white. Like, white-white. Like, Scandinavian-albino white. I can't dance. I speak Spanish with all the liquid eloquence of a computer's text-to-speech program. I only listen to hip-hop from the late '80s and early '90s. I like my seafood fried and my movies full of tits and fire. I fear slang, and coolness, and persons…

Drinks: Tasting history in an 1880 Madeira

I went to a lovely dinner last weekend, hosted by my friends Joe Shepard and Jefferson Harkins, with drinks served on the rooftop accompanied by delicious finger foods. Dinner was a salad of roast red and golden beets with goat cheese, succulent pesto-coated haddock, and a key lime tart with mixed berry compote. We enjoyed…

Q&A with Chris Ingram about the Fla. GOP

Creative Loafing asks Chris Ingram a few questions CL: Given his low poll numbers and discontent of him within the GOP, what should Charlie do? Ingram: The best thing Charlie Crist can do at this point is drop out and try to rehabilitate his image. It can be done. But running as anything other than a…

Politically Androgynous

Too-Tan Charlie a Jake Fuller cartoon  Charlie Crist swings the other way By Chris Ingram I was off last week (and thus I.V. was on hiatus) for spring break with my kids. We rented an RV and went to Manatee Springs State Park near Chiefland. The park was beautiful and it was like taking a…

Featured green site: GoingGreenTampa.com – Tampa Bay’s green directory

Even though I'm very proud of our own Green Community Calendar, I do have to give some props to another locally-oriented site featuring green-related events and local businesses. GoingGreenTampa.com not only keeps a comprehensive calendar — listing workshops, events and markets — but they also have an extensive green directory that lists eco-friendly businesses around…

Former CL Editor John Sugg on media cross-ownership in Tampa

As long time CL readers will know well, John Sugg used to be the editor of this publication, and was then a senior editor with CL Newspapers. After reading our report on the FCC hearings on cross-ownership that were held in Tampa on Tuesday, in which John Schueler from Media General, the corporate parent of…

CD review: The Postelles, White Night EP

As evidenced by The Postelles' EP, White Night, these spunky New York indie-rockers seem to think a set of drums and guitars and a Brit-pop vinyl collection are all it takes to make music. Au contraire. Making music takes three steps. At least. One: Worship pioneers of your designated musical genre – in the Postelles'…

Neighborhood eats: Seminole Heights

CL's semi-extensive guide to the best dining options in Seminole Heights. If we're missing some of your favorites, let us know. BLUE SEA FISH MARKET 7110 N. Nebraska Ave., Tampa, 234-5085 This simple and inexpensive fish shack serves up broiled, fried and sauteed seafood ranging from Dungeness crab to Gulf grouper, all with sides of…

Attention True Blood addicts: get an early taste starting May 2

From Jason Stackhouse’s sculpted abs and country boy innocence; to Eric Northman’s male model gaze, deadly fangs and cold-blooded power; to Bill Compton’s seductive regal charm and bloodsucking impulses; to Sam Merlotte’s shape shifting, naked ass; to a regularly shirtless, clairvoyant lead character named Sookie Stackhouse who has the cutest little Louisiana accent –- there…

This weekend’s best bets in Bay area music: Blind Boys of Alabama, 98RockFest, Down by Law, Red Elvises, Jimmy Buffett, Porcupine Tree, and more

The following is a quick breakdown of shows this weekend’s worthiest live music offerings from Thursday through Sunday. For a more comprehensive schedule, check out our Upcoming Concerts page THURSDAY, APRIL 22 Amy London and Roni Ben-hur: Happy Birthday Ella and Duke As part of its Side Door Cabaret series, Palladium welcomes two NYC jazz…

There’s always time for a quickie

While sex is best when done slow and thoroughly, there are times when you want sexual gratification with someone and have no time for standard mating ritual that exists in your sex life. Even in the busiest of schedules there is always time for a quickie.  Suppose you have had a long day at work, have to…

Publish this blurb: A review of Publish This Book

Before I unload my massive critical wit and big dick jokes, I must address the author, Stephen Markley: Dude, when you publish this sweet-ass review in the expanded version of Publish This Book, repay me by throwing me a few failed actresses from the orgies you'll soon be having in Shia LaBeouf’s Hollywood basement. Because…

Hillsborough Republicans battle on who amongst them can beat Kathy Castor, local childrens services boards may go up for referendum, but not for 6 years, and head shops in Florida in peril? Mitch Perry Report 4.22.10

We believe everyday is Earth Day, but today does mark the 40th anniversary of the first such day.  You might recall that Wisconsin Senator Gaylord Nelson was one of the men responsible for creating such a day. Speaking of Congress, there are four Republicans who'd love to be the next Congressman from Florida's 11th Congressional…

Florida Senate passes bill that could eliminate head shops

A bill that would forbid Florida retailers to sell bongs, water pipes and other paraphernalia unless that establishment sold at least 75% of all of its goods on tobacco related products passed 36-0 in the Florida State Senate yesterday. CL readers may recall our story earlier this month on the issue, which is being sponsored…

Photo review: Wanee Festival 2010 at Spirit of Suwanee Music Park with Stephen Stills, Hill Country Revue, Bill Kreutzmann, and many others (more pics to come)

This past weekend, the Allman Brothers returned to host and perform at the sixth annual edition of Wanee, the classic rock ensemble's annual festival at Spirit of Suwanee Music Park in Live Oak. All the Allmans friends and family were in attendance along with a range of appealing musical match-ups. Here are some pics from…

An open letter to Charlie Crist: Please run as an independent

Dear Governor Crist, Surely you don't remember me, but if you recall an odd evening at St. Pete's Pacific Wave back when you were attorney general during which you and your consort were seated in a semi-private room with a birthday party, I was one of the folks screaming that if Charlie Crist got sushi…

ACLU to host forum on torture in the age of terrorism at UT

Thursday night the ACLU of Florida's Greater Tampa Chamber is hosting a discussion called Reckoning with Torture: Memos and Testimonies from the "War on Terror" from 6:00 p.m. to 8:30 p.m. at the Reeves Theater on the University of Tampa campus. According to Joyce Hamilton Henry, the Regional Director of the ACLU's Mid-Florida Office, “Raising…

My favorite memories from VH1’s Best Cruise Ever with 3 Doors Down

This past weekend’s VH1 Best Cruise Ever was an awesome event and a music-lover’s dream come true. The cruise, which traveled to the Cayman Islands and back, managed to squeeze 48 performances by 14 different bands and numerous other events into barely three-and-a-half days. Before my hangover completely wears off and I start to experience…

Wednesday-music.com indie music profile: The Magnetic Fields

While attending high school in Boston, singer-songwriter Stephin Merritt (ukulele/keyboard/vocals) — often referred to as one of the best working songwriters around — met Claudia Gonson (percussion/piano/vocals). Soon after, the two put together their first band, The Zinnias. Years later in 1989, they formed The Magnetic Fields along with Susan Anway (original lead vocalist who…

CD review: MGMT, Congratulations (with video)

Let’s say, hypothetically, you’re among the freshman music majors at an eclectic Northeastern liberal arts college. As creative and artsy kids are apt to do, you collaborate with friends in your spare time, experimenting with replicating and recreating different genres, and generally having fun and being silly. You’re certainly not working in earnest; it’s all…

Watch Food, Inc. on PBS tonight (4/21)

If you haven't heard of the eco/food documentary Food, Inc. then you may have been living under a rock this past year. The Oscar-nominated documentary by director Robert Kenner explores the food industry’s detrimental effects on our health and environment while opening our eyes as to what's really going on with our food and scaring…

Coachella 2010 an enthralling experience

The 2010 Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival climaxed this past Sunday night with a heavily produced performance by the Gorillaz, the Damon Albarn-created project that featured an orchestra, back-up singers, former Clash members Mick Jones and Paul Simonon is a lush presentation of their new concept album, Plastic Beach. The show was marked by…

Tampa Bay food, wine and beer events

Wednesday, April 21: The NoHo Bistro Wine Wednesdays. The wine and tapas change weekly, so come back regularly and bring your BFFs, blind dates, co-workers, boy/girlfriends or, hell, someone else’s boyfriend. $15 for two glasses of wine paired with two tapas. 1714 N. Armenia Ave., Tampa (813-514-0691) Thursday, April 22: Florida Craftsmen Gallery Feast for…

Tampa Tribune bashed at FCC hearing, Rubio under federal investigation and how Hillsborough County officials really feel about Amendment 4

We were there for most of yesterday's FCC hearing on cross-media ownership.  Our report; The Miami Herald/St. Pete Times has a blockbuster story on a federal investigation into Florida Republians who used credit cards, including Marco Rubio; And CL contributor George Niemann has a report on how Hillsborough officials sandbagged a supporter of Amendment 4.

Media General gets severe bashing at FCC hearing

Members from the Federal Communications Commission hosted a meeting on ownership rules for media companies on the University of South Florida's Tampa campus on Tuesday afternoon, as they contemplate allowing  corporations more opportunities to take over broadcast outlets. Apparently not that many people care. Though that was our take as less than 50 people were…

Eco-friendly and fun Earth Day events around Tampa Bay (April 22)

Get out and go green at one (or more) of these great events around Tampa Bay in honor of the 40th Anniversary of Earth Day: Safety Harbor Farmers' Market- Every Thursday (through May); 8 am-1:30 pm. Fresh and organic produce, plants and fresh flowers, gourmet foods, baked goods, handmade jewelry, light snacks. Located at the…

How accurate are lie-detector tests?

What's the effectiveness of a polygraph? Police departments still use them, and the feds still screen applicants using polygraphs, but the U.S. Supreme Court has ruled them invalid. Surely they can't tell if you're lying, and surely not all lies produce the exact same physiological response in every person. —Rob Lie-detector tests aren't completely worthless.…

New music releases out this Tuesday, April 20: Caribou, Sweet Apple, Shelby Lynne, Kate Nash, Plants and Animals, VV Brown, Rufus Wainwright, and much more (with video)

This week’s new music releases; to check out a complete breakdown of upcoming releases due out in the next few weeks (and a list of those ones that have dropped since the year began), click here. , Ananésworld (Nervous Records) Arcadia, So Red the Rose 2CD/DVD Limited Special Edition (Capitol/EMI) The sole release of the…

CL’s Lost Podcast: Season 6, Ep. 11 “Everybody Loves Hugo”

Welcome to another edition of CL's Lost podcast. This week, the crew welcomed back London, who joined Host Joe, Ham Gravy, Fat Jesus and Leilani Polk as they revealed why everybody didn't love Tuesday night's episode, "Everybody Loves Hugo." If you missed the episode, you can watch it (courtesy of Hulu) after the break. And…

Creative Loafing Imaginary Stage Company Presents!

About a dozen years ago or so, I enjoyed a brief turn as artistic director of the New Loft Theatre, later renamed the Tampa City Theatre. After six weeks or so, the money ran out, and my vast power to schedule seasons and hire actors and directors evaporated almost as quickly as it had materialized. But…


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