- Hayden Panettiere got herself a new hairdo. She clearly went to the same barber shop as Leslie Knope when she got “The Mayor.”
- Bret Michaels is in the hospital and in critical but stable condition. This sudden onset of brain bleediness may or may not be related to the news that Rock of Love will no longer be a part of the VH1 lineup, as they have decided to get rid of manufactured reality shows in favor of “Money Hungry, a weight-loss competition in which contestants risk losing $10,000 of their own cash if they dont reduce their caloric intake.”
- Now it’s been awhile since the SATs but I think this is how it works: Tiger Woods likes Nickelback. Tiger Woods is a bit of an a-hole who cheated on his wife with a whole lotta slutastic ladies. Therefore, people who like Nickelback are the worst.
After the jump, Kate Gosselin is busy not being a mom, Steven Seagal’s sex slaves and Cuba Gooding Jr. gets a liiiiiiiitle drunky….
This article appears in Apr 21-27, 2010.
