You idiots,

You waited through the first three acts: host Chris Matson, the disaster that was Robin Savage, and the spastic comedy of Jackie Kashian, and then you left?

Did you not know what you were paying $14 to see? Do you have the luxury of throwing away that kind of money, like so much gaff tape, in the middle of a crippling recession? Shame on you.

And more importantly, you walked out on Maria Bamford? Have you no taste? Have you no appreciation for CatDog, Word Girl, and Comedy Central’s “Top Ten Comics to Watch”?

She won “Best of the Web” on Salon.com. She was on “Comedy Central Presents,” twice and, like, four different late night shows, multiple times! She was one quarter of “Comedians of Comedy.” What the hell is wrong with you?

Not to mention, she’s fucking funny.

But you wouldn’t know that, because