"They only discovered they were blood relatives after the wedding."
– —An AFP/yahoo.com report from London about twins — and newlyweds — separated at birth and adopted by different sets of parents.
"Richison also reportedly locked his parents in their bedroom and briefly choked the family dog."
– —A Sarasota Herald-Tribune staff report about a North Port man who punched his father in the face, threatened both parents with a knife and apparently has pet issues as well.
"What a scumbag woman. Poor kid. Probably a Crack Ho."
– —An anonymous online response to a Bradenton Herald story about a Manatee woman charged with felony child neglect for knowing she had HIV and not taking steps to prevent transmission at birth to her son.
This article appears in Jan 16-22, 2008.
