One of the more popular features in each Weekly Planet

is the Short List, a random series of observations about our world

today. Now, we'd like you to join in the fun and write your own Short

List item. Post it below as a comment and we'll take the best entry

worthy of publication and put it into the following week's print

version of Short List (thus making less work for us to do; a real

win-win situation).

DEBRA LAFAVE ENGAGED
She's registered at Toys 'R Us.

KATHERINE HARRIS' $10 MILLION
If a racehorse going off at 50-1 could plunk down $10 million on himself to skew the odds, it wouldn't make him run any faster.

"MAN SEVERS OWN PENIS, THROWS IT AT OFFICERS"
Not sure we needed to see that headline, but thanks anyway, Drudge.

V FOR VIN
Nice rug.

"FLAVORED TO SUIT ANY TASTE"
New Ybor City slogan also applies at other Tampa landmark, Mons Venus.

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