PIRATE TRYOUTS
Casting call for Clearwater's Pirate Festival; pegleg a plus.
KARR'S FIRST-CLASS FLIGHT
Loved the champagne, but pouted when Pretty Baby not available as in-flight movie.
SHATNER ROAST, PART ONE
Who was that wearing Farrah Fawcett's old skin?
KERRY: 'LIEBERMAN IS THE NEW CHENEY'
Lieberman: "Kerry is the new … Kerry."
TAMPA MUSEUM OF ART
Latest board flap: Mayor Iorio wants her name stamped on all paintings in the collection.
SHATNER ROAST, PART TWO
Gee, you'd think that there weren't that many possible George Takei-is-gay jokes. But you'd be wrong.
REPUBLICANS IN TOWN
The Mons Venus reports a brisk business in guys asking for lap dances involving "less government, more personal responsibility."
LATIN KINGS BUSTED
Statewide leadership was meeting in Tampa to consider sites for Latin Kings National Convention.
RHYMES' CRIMES
Arrested after he went to Busta guy's head for spitting on his car.
SNAKES ON A PLANE
Moviegoers not in the theater.
TIGER
Unstoppable.
—Compiled by Weekly Planet staff
This article appears in Aug 23-29, 2006.
