Brady out for season
Look on the bright side, Pats fans: At least you now have a bona fide reason for cheating your way back to the Super Bowl.
Palin's fans blast Oprah for not having guv on the show
Any chance both sides in this squabble could perish in an apocalyptic battle?
Cheney touts Palin
That pretty much speaks for itself.
Florida property tax reform
Court takes tax-cutting vote off the ballot, but don't worry, homeowners, state lawmakers surely will come to your rescue.
Feds seize Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac
Renames them the Federal Unified Mortgage Bankrupt Loans Enterprise, or FUMBLE.
Russell Brand catches heat for calling Bush a "retard" at the MTV Video Awards
The American Retard Association is demanding an apology.
Russia tries to ban South Park
The show is not respecting Vladimir Putin's authorit-tay.
Olbermann, Matthews out as MSNBC election anchors
Out: Smart, strident, funny team. In: That stiff, David Gregory.
This article appears in Sep 10-16, 2008.