Here's my Top 10 in honor of tonight's CNN-You Tube debate in St. Pete. I'll be prowling around downtown looking for a kick-ass GOP after party. Does such a thing exist? We'll see.

1. "Elected," Alice Cooper

2. "Happy Birthday, Mr. President," Marilyn Monroe

3. "Mr. President (Have Pity on the Working Man)," Randy Newman

4. "Dear Mr. President," Pink

5. "Campaigner," Neil Young

6. "Government Fools," The Famous Wannabes

7. "When the President Talks to God," Bright Eyes

8. "The President's Penis Is Missing," Drive-By Truckers

9. "Gotta Serve Somebody," Bob Dylan

10. "White House Blues," Charlie Poole