Top "Priceless" Mastercard sex jokes of all time (NSFW)

Time for a little comic relief after a long ass day of menial work.  A co-worker sent me one of those emails with a lame Mastercard priceless picture joke attached to it.  Like I give two shits about a kitten on a ledge!  It got me thinking about the extremely hilarious and shocking ones I've seen.  The world wide web is a marvelous thing! I decided to share my top picks for the Mastercard "priceless" jokes and of course they have to do with sex!

Top 8

1) This is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen!  I'm completely speechless!