There was a while there when it seemed like some gross dude would expose himself to someone on the University of South Florida's Tampa campus with depressing regularity. Then it kinda died down for a while. But this morning, the news broke that USF cops were on the lookout for another flasher who reportedly took it out outside Juniper-Poplar Hall a little after 8 p.m. last night.
The above photo is of the suspected flasher, who is probably not Joss Whedon's creepy brother but does look like he's lovingly describing his junk to a disinterested phone-sex worker. Anyone with information can call 813-974-2628.
This article appears in Jul 5-12, 2018.