BadAssMofohttp://www.badassmofo.com
E/N, for those of you who might actually have a life outside of your hard drive, can stand for Everything/Nothing, Entertainment/News, or Egotism/Narcissism (take your pick). It's a convenient label to use when you are unsure of a site's purpose. While BadAssMofo.com is indeed E/N, it has one true objective: to be a Bad Ass Mofo (hereby referred to as BAMF). The random thoughts and links placed upon the front page are worthy in themselves, but the deeper you travel within, the more evident the badassness becomes. Check the Pieclopedia for the true definition of pie and slice. To make it easier to digest, examples of the many flavors have been provided (mmm … Dutch apple). Then hit Media/Funstuff for media-related fun stuff (BAMF's have no need to mince words) like Mpegs that'll make you cringe (they're called Painful Videos for a reason), various images (real and altered) and even some games. Do yourself a huge favor and check out the Java script version of Asteroids. It's more addicting than orgasm-inducing chocolate-coated crack. As a bonus, BAMF also features brutally honest reviews for music, games and movies, plus rants about the world (or computers) in general. Finally, see if thou art worthy and take the BadAss Test. Find out once and for all if you're a BAMF or a common wussy (I got the level of Pimp. Eat that, yo). If you are one of the rare few to attain the exalted rank of BAMF, the Mofo Guide is provided to ensure you are living an appropriate lifestyle. There may be changes, but you now have an image to uphold, so get readin', Sally. The bottom line is, with a tag line like Digital pimps, hard at work, how can this site not be BAMF?
This article appears in Apr 26 – May 3, 2001.