While many women want the attention guaranteed by big breasts, most don’t realize that a big chest has the power to turn the most proper gentleman into a dog in heat.

I wasn’t always a 34DD. Men actually used to look at my face first when talking to me. I guess an average 34B isn’t all that distracting, which could be part of the reason I decided to upgrade my chest size four years ago. After being artificially enhanced by implants, my breasts have taken on a life of their own—-like when Frankenstein’s monster received a new brain. The mere site of these beasts make men loony.

A fan once told me that a good pair of breasts will break a weak man. Large breasts tend to draw men in, overpower their logic with desire, and compel them to act like horny teenagers who

This article appears in Apr 14-20, 2010.