You want me to do WHAT?

I read “What are the risks of hetersexual anal sex?’ By Cecil Adams 4.8.09 ,http://tampa.creativeloafing.com/gyrobase/Content?oid=683722, last week and it made me think back to my phone sex days.  Most of the time my calls were pretty routine; what are you wearing, what do you look like, give me a blow job, that sort of thing.  Then there were calls that made me think, what the fuck?

There are some people out there with some freaky shit going on in their brains.  Sexual perversions actually.  I’m pretty open and accepting about sexuality, so for me to think of this as a perversion, it stepped over in my bounds of acceptable sexual behavior.  I come from a state where it’s legal to have sex with your animal.  No Tiajuanna Donkey Shows here, but hey if that’s what you’re into.

For me, as long as it’s not hurting anyone, is consensual and legal, I’m down for trying just about everything once. Got to try it to know whether or not  I like it.  I tried this call and I didn’t like it.  It did however make me think about how happy I was that he was on the phone and not doing this with some naïve young girl who didn’t how dangerous a fantasy this really could be.

This man, Mr. Brown, wanted to include feces into his sexual fantasy.  As Cecil stated feces can be very dangerous when entered into the vagina and in worst case scenario cause death, which is what made me think of this call.  Mr. Brown, was telling me his sexual fantasy of a woman giving herself an enema, then using her own feces to stuff her vagina and fuck herself with a dildo.  Not just one time but repeatedly.  Gross, I know.  Fucking disgusting is more like it.

This is where perversion comes in, Mr. Brown wanted to take delight and sexual pleasure from a woman literally fucking the shit out of herself.  And here I just thought that was a catch phase, not a literal meaning. This guy was directing me over the phone about how he wanted me to do these things.  He wanted detailed descriptions of how I was to insert the feces and then how it looked when it came out.  It was a very essential part to how he visualized the fantasy in his head. Which is where I’d like to think that he kept this fantasy!!

The amount of hostility and hatred this man had for woman concerned me.  The fact that what he wanted wasn’t illegal but could still kill a woman made me wonder how far this guy was willing to take his fantasy.  He took it until he came on the other end of the phone, then he did like most men and hung up.

Mr. Brown did call me a week later and ask me how I enjoyed the fantasy.  He really thought I was doing all those things to myself!!!  I never ruin the fantasy, what you want is what you get, you paid for it, but this guy, I couldn’t let him actually think he had enough power in his voice to make a woman cause herself harm.  I was the one with the power in my voice, not only did he believe the fantasy, he came to it, then he called back for more.  I couldn’t hope to pound out his feces fantasy by just telling him the truth of how dangerous it was, but maybe he’ll go a less dangerous route and move on to Cleveland Steamers.  Still fun with feces but without the danger.

This article appears in Apr 8-14, 2009.