The New Season
The Devil Rays
Still plenty of good seats available.
The Snowbirds
Now the 25-minute drive to work takes an hour. Sweet. At least you get to play an early morning round of "Dodge the jackass from Calgary."
The NHL
At least the Lightning get to keep the Cup. Right?
Project Runway's Jay McCarroll
The sardonic, extroverted rock 'n' roll Jesus tops our latest list of Guys We Most Want to Get Hammered With.
The blonde chick on Lost
More sunbathing, please. And bring your brother along.
Wagon Wheel Flea Market
Like a garage sale at Graceland – only stranger. (Saturday-Sunday, 7801 Park Blvd., Pinellas Park)
St. Pete Bagels
The only decent New York bagel in town, served with a healthy schmear of New York attitude. (7043 4th St. N., St. Petersburg)
Bumper Nuts
As if the doublewide truck isn't enough of a tip-off that you have a tiny dick. (bumpernuts.com)
Big Tim's indictment
The secret ingredient in the sauce? Think Soylent Green.
Go get drunk and pass out on the beach
Remember why you moved to Florida.
This article appears in Feb 23 – Mar 1, 2005.