May 27 – Jun 2, 2010

May 27 - Jun 2, 2010 / Vol. 23 / No. 11

Dreaming of a knife-wielding boyfriend

“Dream Momma, I live in Tampa but work in St. Pete. I spend a lot of time on the bridge just thinking about things. I realize the commute is good for me that way.  I think about  my old BF and why we broke up. The other night I had this dream and it still…

Do It This Weekend: Taste of Pinellas, Carmen at the opera and Chicago at the theater, pepper and beer fests, a Rays watch party, the Living Green Expo and more

Bring your sunscreen, family and friends to Taste of Pinellas, the annual three day festival of food, music and fun. Munch on miniature servings from The Venue, Sushi Rock Grill, Red Mesa, Moscato’s Bella Cuisine, Hurricane Seafood Restaurant, Fresco’s and many more. The food is fab, but the entertainment line-up might just match it: Martina…

CD review: Delta Spirit, History from Below (with video)

I saw Delta Spirit live three years ago and was literally struck numb by their set. The group's collective energy, multi-instrument switcheroos, and the heartfelt emotion flowing from their songs was heart-pounding and entrancing. Such is the energy and emotion captured in the group's second album, History From Below (Rounder), released June 8. In the three years…

Hannah Walk – Contributor

Hannah Walk is an unexpected sorority girl on a mission — unexpected, because every time she tells someone how she went GR??K, they say, “that’s unexpected.” There might be some validity in their surprise. She’s not a blonde and pink ball of energy. Her mission is simple, but if she told you, she would have…

Dreaming of a shadow dad

“Dear Dream Momma, I was at the house where I grew up and I heard a knock on the back door.  When I opened the door my sister and father (who has been deceased for four years) were standing there.  My sister said, "J, Dad has decided he wants to live in Pennsylvania again."  (that's…

Wednesday-music.com indie music profile: Janelle Monáe

As a teen, Janelle Monáe (born Janelle Robinson) felt suffocated by the limited resources offered to her in her native Kansas City, so after high school she moved to NYC to attend the American Musical and Dramatic Academy.  However, she soon realized that the roles that she wanted didn’t exist.  So she did what anyone…

CD review: Foghat, Last Train Home

With their 21st recording, legendary blues-rockers Foghat once again prove that they’re never content to just sit on their asses and simply enjoy the ride. Last Train Home represents the band’s return to the blues-influenced rock n' roll sound that has served Foghat extremely well in the past. Last Train Home is a mix of…

Former Florida Republican Party Chair Jim Greer busted on 6 felony counts, including fraud, grand theft and money laundering

Former Florida Republican Party Chairman Jim Greer was arrested this morning by Seminole County Sheriff's deputies and charged with six felony counts: organized scheme to defraud, four counts of grand theft, and a count of money laundering. In January, Greer was forced to resign after allegations of extravagant overspending, as well as pressure from Republican…

McDonald’s gay-themed French ad (video)

Just like sappy movies, commercials often employ wily methods to tug at our heart strings without earning these emotions. If you don't believe me, can you remember when you used to think BP was the environmentally friendly oil company because of its ad campaign, which connected BP with conservation? This is the magic of advertising.…

Some Florida Republicans talking up Arizona type of immigration law in Florida, activists protest Israeli seizure of flotilla going to Gaza, and Bill McCollum gets dissed by Eric Holder:Mitch Perry Report 6.2.10

Florida Attorney General Eric Holder's announcement yesterday that the federal government will open criminal and civil investigations into the Gulf oil disaster led the national headlines throughout the country today.  He also met with federal prosecutors and state attorneys general from Louisiana, Alabama, and Mississippi.  But not Florida.  And Bill McCollum is extremely peeved that…

Summer fun with your dog: Beaches, ballparks and sidewalk cafés

Now that Memorial Day has kicked off a summer of fun, don’t forget your best friend. Our all-time favorite spot to cool off and enjoy the best of life in Florida is the award-winning Fort De Soto dog beach. Fort De Soto's Paw Playground is separated into large-dog and small-dog fenced yards, plus there's a…

After 40 years, Al and Tipper Gore split

The romantic lives of politicians have a reputation for being, well, anything from tumultuous to all-out train wrecks (Sup, Sanford?).  Luckily for Al and Tipper Gore, their recent split after 40 years of marriage seems amicable and respectful enough to keep the gossip hounds from jumping into a scandal-thirsty feeding frenzy on this thing. According…

Oil spill may make landfall in Pensacola later this week

Weather experts are now predicting that the oil spill may make its first landfall in Florida by reaching Pensacola beaches later this week. The Florida state Department of Environmental Protection has asked BP and the Coast Guard to use their booms to focus first on protecting the coastal wetlands and inland areas against the oil,…

Tampa Bay food, wine and beer events

Tuesday, June 1 – Saturday, June 6 Italian Lifestyle Wine Dinners. Most Memorial Day-related food fests are full-on Americana, but if you’re looking to branch out, check out the Italian Lifestyle Wine Dinners, a six-night series of prix fixe dinner-and-wine pairings from May 31 to June 5. Proceeds from the dinners, the Abilities Foundation’s latest…

Join the Ocean Conservancy’s beach cleanup this Saturday, June 5

The Ocean Conservancy will be partnering with Defenders of Wildlife this Saturday, June 5, to clean up the shoreline area around both the east and west sides of I-275 around the Pinellas Skyway Bridge rest area. They are taking these preventative measures by removing debris before it becomes hazardous to our wildlife, if and when…

New music releases out this Tuesday, June 1: Clay Aiken, Funki Porcini, Jack Johnson, Lamb of God, Sergio Mendes, Born Ruffians, Paul Weller, and more (with video)

This week’s new music releases. To see last week’s breakdown of releases (out May 25), click here; and for releases out May 18, click here. , Curtis Lane EP (Filter US Recordings) The solo project of LA-based indie songwriter/musician Pat Grossi Clay Aiken, Tried and True (Decca) A CD/DVD combo Born Ruffians, Say It (Warp)…

New Kanye West single, “Power”

Hype Machine's got a decent copy of Kanye's newest single, "Power" featuring Dwele, from his forthcoming, hilariously titled LP Good Ass Job.  I'll just thank the rap gods for inspiring Kanye to rap again and ditch the whole singing robot shtick. Listen to it before the record label sharks come in and eat that thing up! …

Federal govt. and BP to continue use potentially toxic dispersants in Gulf, Florida GOP AG candidate speaks to CL about her candidacy, and volunteer opportunites to help in preparing Pinellas County beaches for worst case scenario: Mitch Perry Report 6.1

Last week we interviewed Holly Benson, one of three candidates running for the GOP nomination for Attorney General this year.  Our story can be accessed here, and entire transcript of our interview here; Plenty of news on the oil spill, after BP's "Top Kill" failed Saturday afternoon; And for concerned citizens who want to protect…

Diary of a cheater: open marriage theory

A few months ago Curtis emailed me with questions about dating while being married.  His dilemma went much deeper than these initial questions. Here is his story. Curtis and Meg have been married for several years.  The relationship began on a high note: two people very much in love and looking forward to a long,…

Party Pics: Gil Mantera’s Party Dream at Crowbar (5-25-20)

Gil Mantera's Party Dream brought spandex, man panties, badass dance moves and beer to a packed dance floor at Crowbar, 1812 North 17th Street Ybor City last Tuesday, May 25. These sweaty men know how to shake it! The Party: Gil Mantera's Party Dream shared the Crowbar stage with Auto?Automatic??, Sunbears! and DJ Mega. To say…

Theater Review: Mary Poppins flies high at Straz Center

Mary Poppins is, at its core, a fantasy about healing. At the start, the Banks family is broken: the children are so wild, no nanny can manage them, and paterfamilias George is cold to his wife, fixated on business, and, in general, emotionally unavailable. Into this wounded household comes the magician figure, Mary Poppins, who…

Lonely liberals at Bay Pines Memorial Day observance

by Catherine Durkin Robinson, creating quite a scene over at Out in Left Field. My husband and I took our kids to Bay Pines National Cemetery for the annual Memorial Day ceremony. We’ve been attending this event for ten years and can remember the days when hardly anyone showed up. Back in 2000 and 2001,…

A Gay in the Life: He’s my boyfriend, not my partner

I've called my boyfriend many things since he strolled into our first date almost six years ago. Late, first of all. He went to the wrong restaurant. But after that, dreamy. Next was friend, both with and without benefits. Lover, though usually in a funny kind of way, because that's too cheesecake. Jerk. (I have…

It Happened this Week-ish: Hulk Hogan sues Cocoa Pebbles, Matt Lauer “didn’t” have an affair with a tranny, Crystal Bowersox loses Idol and her boyfriend, Is Speidi breaking up? and more….

Britney Spears' newest "little obsession" is cryogenic freezing. She decided on this form of post-mortem preservation after the idea of turning her ashes to diamonds was ruled out. Obvies, that's so 2002. Hometown hero-ish Hulk Hogan is suing the makers of Cocoa Pebbles for using his image (read: a cartoon version of him) to promote…

Concert review: The Bamboozle Road Show with Good Charlotte, All Time Low, Boys Like Girls, Forever The Sickest Kids, Cartel + others at the Ford Amphitheatre (with pics!)

took over Ford Amphitheater this past Wednesday, May 26, and filled it with a seething mass of pseudo-punk-pop, angst-filled but still relatively well-behaved teens. Very different from my Jimmy Buffet experience several weeks prior. In fact, some fans were indeed “bamboozled” when they arrived and learned that 90’s pop superstars, Hanson, would not be playing…

Do It Today: Perfectly Imperfect at the Dunedin Fine Art Center and fingerstyle guitar fiend Shaun Hopper at Skipper’s

includes works by Jane D’Arensbourg, Aganetha & Richard Dyck, April Kawaoka, David Smalley, Ryan Takaba and Kimberly Witham (work pictured right). The artists explore varying views of the Japanese aesthetic of Wabi Sabi — the beauty of imperfection, impermanence and incompleteness — via photography, ceramics, glass, metals and mixed-media sculpture On display through June 27.…

GOP Attorney General candidate Holly Benson on the record

Republican Attorney General candidate Holly Benson came to Creative Loafing's offices in Ybor City last Wednesday, May 27, and sat down and spoke with us for about 20 minutes.  Here's the complete Q&A of our discussion with the former Panhandle representative. CL: On your website you write that “We can’t let government regulation continue to…

Do It Today: Memorial Day barbecues and free admission for vets, the Backstreet Boys in Clearwater, and meet Survivor competitors Russell Hantz and Natalie White

There’s plenty to do in the Bay Area on this sure-to-be warm-weathered (if rainy) Memorial Day. The St. Petersburg Lions Club throws a Bluegrass Barbecue on Sunset Beach in Treasure Island. Admission is $15, but proceeds go to the visually impaired, and admission includes all kinds of good-for-the-soul sounds, from Gypsy Wind (pictured) to the…

BP’s top kill method is a big FAIL

Unfortunately, all good things come to an end — and some sooner than others, especially in the case of BP's "top kill" method to stop the mile deep oil gusher. The New York Times reported Saturday that the "top kill" technique had failed after only a few days in use. Doug Suttles, BP's chief operating…

CD review: Eli “Paperboy” Reed, Come and Get It

Stir Marvin Gaye with two cups of Otis Redding, two teaspoons of Little Richard, a dash of vanilla, and all of the excess energy you have left in your pantry. Bake for one hour and out pops Eli “Paperboy” Reed, the pompadour-sporting Jewish kid from Massachusetts who, surprisingly, rocks and jives on a level almost…

Rabid Movie Review: Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Gemma Arterton, Ben Kingsley and Alfred Molina (with trailer video)

Films based on popular video game franchises often go from foolproof idea to black eye for the filmmakers the second the public gets a look at them. In our age of sophisticated technology, most video games are often themselves playable movies with plots and scenery that rival the most massive Hollywood spectacles. Sadly, thus far…

Hayley Williams of Paramore posts topless photo on Twitter (NSFW)

Once upon a time I was having a  discussion about scandalous celebrity photos. With all these sex tapes, naked pics and the power of social media (and of course, my celebrity status, duh) my response to “would you ever?” was very clear and simple, “nope, that stuff always ends up on the internet.” Some people…

How to use social media when you’re too busy to be social

The past few weeks have been really hectic around here, and I'm finding myself letting my social media presence dim a bit.  I know how important it is to keep those relationships going, to be a part of the conversation and to put yourself out there, but I just can't seem to find the time…

Florida leaders react to Obama speech on oil spill, Tampa City Council calls for local leaders to study business opportunites in Cuba, and new Glenn Beck bio reflects on Tampa radio:Mitch Perry Report 5.28.10

Pinellas GOP Congressman Bill Young's ethics case with PMA Consulting is getting a second look, and his Democratic opponent, Charlie Justice, is seizing on the information. We don't have anything too original to say about Barack Obama's news conference or the attendant media discussion of it vis a vis the Gulf oil spill.  Joe Klein…

Forget the plastic surgeon: Herbicide Atrazine causes sex change in amphibians

A recent study in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences (PNAS) found that ten percent of amphibians that were exposed to the herbicide Atrazine during larval development were completely chemically castrated and transformed into functional females that were able to reproduce. Farmers use approximately 80 million pounds of Atrazine on an annual basis,…

Hipsters rejoice! Pabst Blue Ribbon bought out

So, the guy who once owned the Pabst Blue Ribbon beer company died with what he believed to be his small, dwindling beer company in 1987.  In a seemingly last-ditch noble effort, this previous owner, Paul Kalmanovitz, pawned the company off to a charitable foundation shortly before he passed.  Well, the IRS isn't too cool…

Bonnaroo 2010 preview: It’s on like Donkey Kong

Among the most widely-recognized music festivals of today is Bonnaroo, an annual throwdown held in the quaint town of Manchester, Tenn., on a 700-acre farm about 60 miles south of Nashville. Since its inception in 2001 as a niche, jam-band and folk-oriented event, Bonnaroo has evolved into a mid-country Mecca for music lovers with its…

New critical biography of Glenn Beck features several Tampa personalities

Arriving in bookstores for your Memorial Day beach reading pleasure this weekend is Brooklyn based journalist Alexander Zaitchik's  take down of perhaps the biggest media commentator around in 2010,  Glenn Beck, in Common Nonsense:Glenn Beck and the Triumph of Ignorance (Wiley). We've just began reading it, but we look forward to getting into it this…

Rays suffer first sweep as first place lead dwindles

It took almost two months into the season, but the Rays have suffered their first sweep  and unfortunately it came at the hands of the hated Boston Red Sox, a team nearly left for dead after suffering a four game sweep to the Rays in mid April. The Rays seemed poised to widen their lead…

Reel Projections podcast: Critics Suck Edition, featuring Sex and the City 2

For more movie news and reviews, check out the CL index of movie posts. Click here to listen to Reel Projections — Episode 20: Critics Suck Edition, featuring SATC2. We're back for another installment of the Reel Projections podcast, the only CL podcast detailing the week's biggest theatrical movie releases, DVD and Blu-ray offerings and…

BP’s top kill method appears to be working (so far)

BP's top kill tactic to fill and essentially kill the Macondo well with drilling mud might just be working. BP has kept its live spill cam up and running during the top kill process, switching between different camera angles to show progress. Liquid is still clearly coming out of the well, but it appears muddier…

This weekend’s best bets in Bay area music: MillionYoung, Crash Mitchell Five, 97X Backyard BBQ, Reggae Lovefest, Peter Baldwin, and more!

The following is a quick breakdown of this weekend’s worthiest live music offerings from Thursday through Sunday — 'cause this is a holiday weekend, bitches!!! Start it early! Not that you really need a reason to … For a more comprehensive schedule of this week's offerings and beyong, check out our Upcoming Concerts page. THURSDAY,…

Sean Bowes – Contributor

Sean Bowes is a senior at the University of South Florida studying multimedia journalism. He lives in a bungalow in Tampa's Seminole Heights neighborhood. He skateboards daily, and enjoys spending time with his girlfriend, Rose, and his turtle, Bruce. email: sbowes@mail.usf.edu

Obama’s first presser in over 300 days; Why Kendrick Meek should accept Jeff Greene’s challenge to a debate; and Police Chiefs across the country discuss why they don’t like Arizona’s new law against illegal immigrants:Mitch Perry Report 5.27.10

It's been over 300 days since President Obama held an official press conference.  It finally happens later today: Democratic Senate aspirant Jeff Greene challenges Kendrick Meek to many debates.  Why Meek should say yes; And police chiefs across the country give their reasons why they don't want to see Arizona's anti-illegal immigration law coming to…

50 Cent loses 50 pounds, head somehow gets bigger

Well, this is now permanently burned into our retinas. Here's a photo of rap artist 50 Cent all slim and schvelt for his upcoming movie, Things Fall Apart, where he plays a football player stricken with cancer. With a liquid diet and daily three-hour treadmill walks, you, too can look like the emaciated Fiddy in…

3 Guys & Glee – The Podcast: Ep. 20. “Theatricality”

Lady Gaga invaded Glee in the extremely dramatic "Theatricality." The episode dealt with heavy issues like struggling to find out who you are and being happy with it when you do, along with Rachael finding the mother she never knew. The 3 Guys are here to talk about whether the young singers messed up their…

Kendrick Meek needs to debate Jeff Greene (and Maurice Ferre) soon

Earlier this week, Democratic Senate candidate Jeff Greene challenged front-runner Kendrick Meek to a debate. Actually, many debates.  In a press release issued Tuesday, Greene said he wanted to engage Meek in a "bi-weekly series of debates between now and the primary election, " adding, "Voters deserve a real debate about our ideas and the…

Why does a blow to the testicles cause nausea?

Why does a male feel nauseous, possibly to the point of vomiting, after being struck in the genitals? Is there some sort of gonadal-gastrointestinal connection that the common man doesn't know about? —John and Sheri, Charlottesville Why do virtually all male terrestrial mammals keep their reproductive organs outside their body, instead of safely inside like…

How St. Pete’s 600 Block blight brigade made art happen on Central Ave.

Late last year, artist Johnny Vitale was driving down Central Avenue in St. Petersburg on his way home from a job, when he noticed something going on around the Crislip Arcade. Workers were renovating the historic building, which was constructed around 1926 as a shopping center in pre-air-conditioning days, and the adjacent storefronts. Despite its…

Do It Today: Sex and the City 2-themed girls’ night out, USF Honors Theater offers Animals and Plants, movies in the park and an evening with Broadway star Ben Vereen

I don't know about you, but every group of gals I know made a weekly appointment to watch Sex and the City, choosing which characters they most identify with (like the grown-up equivalent of Barbies). In celebration of the release of the second SATC movie, tonight's Girls Night Out: Sex and the City 2 Party…

X-Box 360 game Mass Effect being adapted into a movie

Good news for the video game fans out there: Variety is reporting some progress on a Mass Effect movie, with Legendary Pictures picking I am Legend and Thor screenwriter Mark Protosevich to pen a script. This is good news for fans of the X-Box 360 game, as we will get a chance to see Commander…

Tonight’s Top Chef Masters preview: It’s all Greek to me!

This week, we're down to five chef'testants on Top Chef Masters and the stakes are getting even higher. Luckily, the challenges don't seem to be all that ridiculous this episode. The Quickfire challenge tonight is actually one of my favorites from Top Chef: ‘Name That Ingredient’, where the chefs are blindfolded while tasting a variety…

Green Community Calendar weekend events: Natural pest control class, home brew workshop and InGREEDients screening, green markets, and more!

Looking for something green-related to do this weekend? Look no further than our own Green Community Calendar. Tampa Downtown Market- Fridays (through May); 10 am-2 pm. The vision of the Tampa Downtown Market is to provide local residents and businesses of the community with the freshest, highest quality, most nutritious, and most reasonably priced food…


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