*With the premiere of New Moon just around the corner, this Team Taylor vs Team Rob thing is heating up and Miss Swift has picked her side. The half-Asian (she is half Asian right? Whatever, I don't have time to Wikipedia it) Taylor Swift is getting cozy with Taylor Lautner. I couldn't make it through this entire article but they are totally doing it, I am sure that is how it ends.

*I recently participated in the Twitter trend "#PeopleYouWannaKillBecauseOfTheirFace" and chose Spencer Pratt. @SpencerPratt is now following me on Twitter. His possible removal from my hit list due to befriending is nullified by the following Halloween costume (pictured left). Two things I hate do not make a right.

*Just when I was starting to be okay with this whole Miley Cyrus thing (read "okay" as, "every time I hear Party in the USA I turn it up as loud as possible and sing my little heart out"), the teens and tweens of America have turned against her! I am always behind what the kids are doing these days. Seriously, Crocs are still cool right?

*EXCLUSIVE: Ex: A-Rod Had Portraits of Himself as Centaur Hanging Over His Bed

The only true tragedy with this story is that it does not include a photoshopped version of what this portrait probably looks like. Thank the Lord for my unmatched talents and my college education for my art skills, that I can fill this void in all our lives (my version of Alex Rodriguez in all this mythical glory, after the jump).

This article appears in Oct 29 – Nov 4, 2009.