Little ol' Delaware is the site of a growing movement — if you can believe humorist Andy Borowitz. Which you can't, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't go to Huffington Post right now and read "Delaware Masturbators March Against O'Donnell."
"O'Donnell" i's Christine O'Donnell, of course, the notorious GOP U.S. Senate candidate in Delaware. Her anti-gay activist past ain't funny, but columnists and standup comics should send her thank-you notes for her anti-wanking stance — which, as Borowitz's column proves, is going to be a source of fun, or at least of bad puns about masturbation, for weeks to come.
Join the MasturNation! Read an excerpt of Borowitz's column after the break.
This article appears in Sep 16-22, 2010.