Count yer fingahs.
It's not often that you read the words "professional wrestler" and "diversity tribute" in the same story — mostly because so much of professional wrestling's profitability hinges on getting millions of people to hate the other guy — but John Cena's Fourth of July video for the Ad Council managed to put that shit together like chocolate and peanut butter, while the guy strolled through Ybor City with perfect timing. His ears are tiny:
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The Rays broke their losing streak one game before it became a new record, beating the Angels 4-2. It was a Blowy Uppy Day miracle!
And finally, America in a nutshell — er, hot dog bun.
This article appears in Jun 30 – Jul 7, 2016.