AltDotPop: Kanye apologizes to Taylor Swift, Taylor Lautner is the sweetest, celebrity sex tapes and Lohans in the news

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• Excuse me for a moment while I rant.... ready? Ok, seriously famous people, who are you still making sex tapes!? This is insane. Just stop! Stop taping yourselves doing things and you won't have to worry about said tapes getting out. If you do want America to see you giving "it" to your boyfriend or someone else's wife (Karissa Shannon, I am talking to you) then just do it right, get a real porn director and use proper lighting techniques. I am so ridiculously tired of seeing these sex tape stories, please make it stop! End rant.

• Remember when you first got Netflix and you were all like "holy crap, I can stream so many things!!!" and you didn't leave your house for a week because you started watching a TV series that has long-since been canceled?For me, that week was in June and that series was Veronica Mars. Since I finally saw the credits of that final episode roll down my Macbook screen, I have felt betrayed by the CW and the people who chose to say goodbye to Veronica so abruptly. Why? How? What happens? I am losing sleep over it, seriously. So, if you feel like I do (and if you don't then start streaming), help Kristen Bell get the Veronica Mars movie made and tweet @wbpictures to tell them you want closure, dammit!

• Lindsay Lohan can't seem to catch a break. First it's jail time, then rehab, then that hack, Clooney, beats her at the box office and now someone had the nerve to push a stroller in the vicinity of her car! What did Lindsay do? What any fame-whore with some DUI's on her record would, hit the stroller, stop for a moment looking confused and then flee the scene. She truly is America's sweetheart.

• In other Lohanian news: Michael Lohan wants to open a rehab center, which is about at ridiculous as Colonel Sanders opening a fat camp.

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