- WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THAT PICTURE???? If the accompanying article wasn’t about Heidi Montag penning a “Bourne meets Barbie screenplay” I would NOT be able to take her seriously.
- Dixie Carter is designing in heaven now. I am sure the golden gates have never had such beautiful drapes.
- Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy ended their relationship this week-ish and Jim broke it to us all the classiest way he knew how. Tweets, numbers in place of words and emoticons: “Im grateful 4 the many blessings weve shared and I wish her the very best! Sokay! ?;^>”
- BREAKING NEWS: Bret Michaels Rushed Into Emergency Surgery. If this story isn’t about his hairplugs fusing to his bandana, I am going to be totally disappointed.
After the jump, Tina Fey is crushin’, Tiki Barber is cheatin’, Screech is homeless and more…
This article appears in Apr 7-13, 2010.
