Apr 7-13, 2010

Apr 7-13, 2010 / Vol. 23 / No. 4

On the Radar: Four Days of Dance in Ybor

Welcome to On the Radar, where we preview upcoming events to mark your calendars for. Next week, HCC hosts Four Days of Dance, a performance series that showcases the talent of college and professional dancers from across Florida. If the talent is anything like last year, you’re in for a real treat: styles ranged from…

Do It Today: Art Nexus at TMA, Inertia debuts at USF, Chicago soft rocks at the Mahaffey, Danny and the Deep Blue Sea at The Studio and more

is a series of digital installation pieces, live performance and music dubbed a “multimedia spectacle.” University of Tampa professor Dana Plays screens “Demolition,” her video doc of the demo of the old TMA; UT dance professor Susan Taylor Lennon offers a live performance; student composers, DJs and VJs spin wicked wax and electro acoustic experiments;…

On the Radar: St. Pete Shakespeare Company at American Stage, Danny and the Deep Blue Sea at the Studio, and Jails, Hospitals and Hip-Hop offer theater galore

Welcome to On the Radar, where we preview upcoming arts events to mark your calendars for. Here’s a quickdraw rundown of three fab theater events across Pinellas this weekend: First, the newly-formed St. Petersburg Shakespeare Company (pictured) hosts an open mic night at American Stage, where you can dust off those old college essays, sing…

Do It Today: Pilobolus’ amazing acro-contortion choreography, Parachute plays The Orpheum, Hamlet goes to the opera and more

If you've missed the myriad acrobatic extravaganzas that've made appearances in Tampa Bay lately, never fear — Pilobolus is here (pictured). The internationally-acclaimed acro-choreography troupe collaborates to contort themselves into shapes seemingly impossible for endoskeletons to create. Visit rutheckerdhall.com for more info. Wed., April 14, 8 p.m., Ruth Eckerd Hall, Clearwater, $43-$48. A Top 40…

Castor: House Democrats to unveil legislation on campaign disclosure

Democrats reacted with outrage in January when the U.S. Supreme Court ruled in the Citizens vs Federal Election Committee case that the government could not ban corporations from spending in political campaigns, and now they intend to do something about it. Tampa area Democratic Congresswoman Kathy Castor confirmed to CL on Tuesday a New York…

Tampa Bay food, wine and beer events

April 13-April 25: Jamba Juice 20th Anniversary Celebration. The tasty, healthy frozen concoction, famously slurped by stars like Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and Joe Jonas celebrates the big 2-0 by giving away BOGO smoothies for the next two weeks (that's buy one, get one free for those of you not up on the lingo). Visit…

Measure it! Five ways to use your Web site analytics

Let's face it. A well-designed, thoughtful Web site isn't cheap. It's an investment in your brand, your business and your self. It's a leap of faith. It's also your best salesperson and the first impression a lot – if not most – of your clients have with your company. Web site analytics are a way…

20 crazy places to have sex

Public sex can be pretty exciting.  While my sexploits have been pretty crazy, my readers have experienced some other crazy places for fucking.  Would you try anything this crazy?  I admit to have done a few of these things, but some are beyond my courage.  If you feel like trying out a public place, just…

Let’s earthquake-proof and rebuild our economy with a Triple Bottom Line

Recently, former President Clinton acknowledged that food policies he instituted in Haiti during his terms in office were a colossal failure. Haiti was encouraged to end rice production and outsource their major food staple so they could instead concentrate on building their market economy for the future. But as the January 12th earthquake has shown,…

Is Marco Rubio now backing off supporting SB 6?

Special thanks to William March of the Tampa Tribune, who includes dialogue in his blog post between Marco Rubio and 970 WFLA's Jack Harris Monday morning, when the GOP Senate candidate was asked his thoughts about supporting the number one issue dominating state politics today, Senate Bill 6, better known as the teacher tenure bill.…

Do It Today: David Gray sings and strums, The Man Who Planted Trees onstage, Take Back the Night in Tampa, Local H in Ybor and more

Raspy-voiced singer-songwriter David Gray (pictured) hasn’t made any considerable changes to his formula after 17 years. His eighth and most recent album, 2009’s Draw The Line, is awash with crisp instrumentation, strings and lush harmonies. “Full Steam,” a duet with Annie Lennox, is a blissful piano-driven exchange that builds into a glorious chant showcasing Lennox’s…

2010 Pulitzer Prize winners announced in journalism

The big guns in American journalism, the Washington Post and the New York Times, dominated the list of Pulitzer Prize winners list announced Monday afternoon, taking home seven awards between them. The Post took home four of the most prestigious awards handed out in the world of reporting, with Anthony Shadid winning for International Reporting,…

Local Motive event at USF to support local businesses, April 14

Show our local businesses in Tampa Bay some support by attending Local Motive this Wednesday, April 14, at the USF Tampa campus. Local Motive's goal is to raise awareness and educate the public about the importance of supporting local businesses. There will be independent local businesses and organizations in attendance, as well as volunteer opportunities…

Spanish Garnacha is fit for a crowd

Garnacha is the most widely planted red wine grape in Spain. It is a versatile wine…..great with food, but because of its normally rounded tannins it is good on its own as well. The same varietal is known as grenache in much of the world, and there are many wonderful ways it is used. In…

Latvala and Hackworth already sparring

We're more than half a year away until the November elections, but some candidates are itching to engage in combat right now. Last week former Dunedin Mayor Bob Hackworth, a former Republican who turned Democrat in 2008 and is now running for a seat on the Pinellas County Commission, blasted the incumbent in the race…

Serious Chili: Judging the first Sarasota Chili Cook-Off

Within mere seconds of entering the judges' room at this past weekend's first Sarasota Chili Cook-Off, I quickly realized what the day would be like. The cook-off was billed as our area's entry into the high-powered world of serious — sanctioned even, by the International Chili Society — cooking competitions. Forty teams were set to…

CL Party Pics: Filthy Richard Fridays at Czar (4-9-10)

Every Friday is Filthy Richard Fridays at Czar in Ybor City. Gotta hand it to Czar citizens, they know how to party! The Party: "The Filthiest Party In Town!" Every Friday Czar is packed with filthy party people getting trashed. The Music: Resident vj and dj MONK spinning party rock, indie, electro and custom underground…

Loose Nukes and a Supreme Court nomination:Mitch Perry Report 4.12.10

President Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize last year in some ways for what he and his administration represents.  One of the hopes is that he can make a difference in the world when it comes to nuclear weapons. Today Obama presses the issue of loose nuclear weapons and material at his two-day summit beginning…

Lieberman giddy about Obama selecting a moderate on Supreme Court

Friday's announcement by Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens that he'll be stepping down after 34 years on the job was no surprise, as the 89-year-old Justice has been telegraphing as much to reporters in the past few months. So naturally there is excitement and concern among both liberals and conservatives about who President Obama…

Clinton and Gates lay the facts out on Obama’s nuclear policy

Today in Washington, representatives from 46 nations will join with the Obama administration on a two day nuclear summit, the largest gathering of international leaders in the U.S. in 60 years. It comes at the same time that the President has just signed a New Start treaty with Russian President Dmitri Medvedev, and the U.S.…

Watch these eco films online for free (sort of)

With the rise in popularity of eco-related documentaries and docudramas, just about every subject related to environmentalism has been covered — from GMO food to the slaughtering of whales to global warming. Luckily, there are a good number of these films that are available online that you can watch for free* — and I don't…

TUF 11 contestant Clayton McKinney appears at AOF 7 in Tampa

The Art of Fighting 7 card at the USF Sun Dome in Tampa on April 3, 2010 was stacked with local talent and included a guest appearance by The Ultimate Fighter season eleven contestant, Clayton McKinney, who has already made a name for himself as professional mixed martial artist in Tampa MMA circles. With a…

YouTube under the covers: Lady Gaga (with video)

Saying there are a lot of Lady Gaga covers floating around on YouTube is like saying Tiger Woods was having a little bit of an issue with those pesky marriage vows. Most of them are bad, like Jesse James-fucking-up-the-fact-that-Sandra Bullock-was-fucking-him-at-night-for-a-go-with-the-most-colorful-girl-in-the-trailer-park bad. However, there are the occasional good ones. Here are two of them, along with…

Charlie Crist greets protesting school officials in Ybor City

Governor Charlie Crist met briefly with protesting Hillsborough County Teachers Association officials in Ybor City today, where he told union president Jean Clemens that he will be considering the viewpoints of her union and others seriously in the week he has to decide whether or not to sign the controversial teacher tenure bill SB 6…

Teacher tenure bill passes in House; Hillsborough’s Children’s Board avoids a vote on its existence, and a shakeup in the Alex Sink camp: Mitch Perry Report 4.9.10

In Tallahassee, the House early this morning passed the contentious teacher tenure bill, and again the question now is: What will Charlie Crist do with it? The Children's Board of Hillsborough County might have had to begin campaigning immediately to tell taxpayers why they should be supported – but that won't happen, at least this…

On the Radar: Purina Incredible Dog Challenge

Welcome to On the Radar, where we preview upcoming events to mark your calendars for. Looking for something to do with your best doggie friend next weekend? Snap a leash on him and take him down to the Purina Incredible Dog Challenge at downtown St. Petersburg’s waterfront Spa Beach Park. Don’t worry – he doesn’t…

Previously on Lost: “Happily Ever After”

[Editor's Note: For more on Lost, check out the CL Lost Podcast.] Man. How great is Lost? Seriously, there is nothing like it on TV (as we've learned from recent over-hyped wannabes like V and Flash Forward). Tuesday night's episode "Happily Ever After," was extraordinary. Great acting from some of the show's best characters? Check.…

Featured green site: EthicalSingles.com – The green matchmaking site

Single eco-friendly folks, rejoice! If you're a green advocate and find it hard seeking out quality people with your same ethical values and outlook on life, why not try perusing EthicalSingles.com? It's an online dating service for like-minded people who are interested in environmental issues, as well as human and animal rights from all over…

MSNBC going back on Sirius-XM radio

Sirius XM is welcoming back MSNBC to its airwaves. The liberal "place for politics"was taken off of XM's satellite radio back in 2006, though Fox News and CNN were still readily available.  Now, the most liberal of our cable news networks will be accessible to subscribers to SiriusXM, which merged back in July of 2008. …

McCollum piles on as Sink’s campaign sputters

The big news in Florida's gubernatorial race today was the announcement that Alex Sink's campaign manager, Paul Dunn, is leaving the campaign, and for now Jim Cassady, her former chief of staff at her paid gig as Chief Financial Office, will take over. Team Sink also announced a new deputy campaign manger in charge of…

CL’s Lost Podcast: Season 6, Ep. 10 “Happily Ever After”

Welcome to another edition of CL's Lost podcast. This week, Host Joe was joined by Ham Gravy, Fat Jesus and Producer Stephen Joran as they rode off into the sunset with this week's "Best of Season Six" episode, "Happily Ever After." If you missed the episode, you can watch it (courtesy of Hulu) after the…

Kama Sutra: the maiden voyage

Have you ever had a thing for those well endowed, nearly naked ladies on the front of old ships. These “figureheads” were meant to guide sailors home safely, but they were often the source of a lot of upper deck jerk-off sessions. Today we bring you a position that is designed to bring those fantasies…

Crist to veto SB6? County Commissioners mum on county mayor proposal, and commmisioners say “kill the bill” on legislation that could hurt the Children’s Board of Hillsborough County

Good morning, America. Well, there are more protests scheduled this afternoon as the house version of the the controversial education reform bill is scheduled to be voted on in the House today.  And it's WWCD? What Will Charlie Do with the bill? A news conference is scheduled for this morning in Tampa for proponents of…

SB 6 to be approved in House: Might Crist veto it?

Who says protests don't matter? You'll never read such a thing here.  There was a demonstration in Tampa last night by school teachers protesting the education reform plan that has become the biggest story out of Tallahassee this spring.   Additional protests are planned tonight in two different  locations in Pinellas County, at McMullen-Booth Road and…

This weekend’s best bets in Bay area music: of Montreal, Pat Metheny, Easy Star All Stars, Omar Sosa, Alchemy Fest, and more

The following is a quick breakdown of shows this weekend's worthiest live music offerings beginning with Thursday, ’cause that’s when the weekend really starts, right? For a more comprehensive schedule, check out our Upcoming Concerts page THURSDAY, APRIL 8 of Montreal [pictured] w/James Husband When of Montreal performed here in 2008, the Athens, Ga. ensemble…

How do you like my curves?

I am a curvy girl.  I won't give my exact stats, but I will describe myself.  I have a heart shaped ass, small waist, and large breasts. Those factors equal curvy in my book.  I haven't always been this curvy.  There was a time when I sported pencil thin thighs and a flat chest, but somehow still had a…

Recycle your wine corks at Whole Foods stores

All you wine lovers out there can now feel better about those corks you throw away (or are keeping stashed in some drawer): Whole Foods Markets will now have cork recycling bins in their stores so they can be turned into useful post-consumer products by Cork ReHarvest. Recycling corks not only helps out the plantations…

SeaWorld reacts to CL

In the current issue of CL, we have a report on animal rights and animal welfare, and referenced the tragedy that occurred on February 24 at SeaWorld in Orlando. That's when an orca whale named Tilikum ended up grabbing trainer Dawn Brancheau in its jaws and thrashed her underwater, killing her in front of a…

Future of Hillsborough County’s Children’s Board at stake?

Wednesday morning the Hillsborough County Commission approved a resolution sponsored by Kevin Beckner that puts them on record as wanting to kill legislation moving in Tallahassee that would require the Children's Board of Hillsborough County and seven other children's services councils with taxing power throughout the state to seek voter approval to stay alive every…

Hillsborough County Commission mum on county mayor proposal

At the Towers of Channelside this morning, supporters of putting a County Mayor proposal on the November ballot in Hillsborough County have scheduled an hour long news conference. They're hoping for maximum media coverage so it will be a bit easier to gather the 41,161 signatures ( 8 percent of the votes cast in the…

Wednesday-music.com indie music profile: Harlem

Michael “Comers” Coomer (vocals/guitars/drums) and Curtis O’Mara (also, vocals/guitars/drums), are from Tucson; Jose Boyer (bass) hails from North Carolina.  The trio is actually called Harlem; they are now based in Austin. The band formed in 2007 in Nashville, where they released their first lp, Free Drugs ;- ) (not sure why they included the emoticon…

Diary of a Working Housewife: The Tattoo Stigma

I was recently at a party where I overheard someone say, “You know, like one of those girls that get a tattoo on her ankle, you know she will never get a real job." Wow, I couldn’t believe how pompous, ancient and judgmental this chick’s viewpoint was, and what’s worse were the nods of agreement…

“Window farming”: Indoor hydroponic gardening (video)

Many people who live in apartments, especially those in big cities, know the struggles of finding fresh foods (and I'm not talking about the "fresh" produce that's traveled hundreds of miles to be sold in grocery stores). Many neighborhoods in big cities are literally food deserts, with no nearby farms and no access to backyard…

Are you a squirter? (links NSFW)

While I have experienced sex in many positions, with many men and women, and a few inanimate objects, I have never squirted.  Many men and women have told me the phenomenon occurs all the time, but I've never witnessed it. From my research, some men are really into women who squirt during orgasms while others think…

Daryl Rouson’s anti-pot-paraphernalia crusade goes statewide

In November, citizens will go to the polls in budget-poor California to vote on legalizing, regulating and taxing the sale of marijuana. The attempt comes 14 years after the state became the first to legalize medical marijuana (which 13 other states have since done as well). But in the Sunshine State, legislators are trying to…

Award-winning A Prophet breaks out of prison clichés

The French penitentiary that provides the setting for the gangland drama A Prophet looks like a typical hellhole of criminality — with one exception. When the porters deliver meals to the inmates, they hand out the usual slop on metal trays, along with delicious-looking torpedo-sized loaves of French bread. One briefly wonders if the jailbirds…

Will special paint keep my house cooler in summer?

I ran across your 1984 Straight Dope column about whether water freezes or boils in outer space. (You said it boils, then freezes.) You mentioned that polished aluminum in space can absorb enough solar radiation to reach 850 degrees, but some types of white paint will absorb so little they will reach only -40 degrees.…

Chicks rule in the new rockudrama The Runaways

Watching The Runaways, I was reminded of the Chuck Klosterman riff on how teenage girls are the new teenage boys. Here's a movie about a bunch of chicks from fucked-up families who fall under the tutelage of a crass, manipulative record producer, write some solid tunes and do a few tours before the rock 'n'…

The greatest condom in the world: LifeStyles Skyn

Most people agree that condoms suck. Although necessary, prophylactics inhibit sensation, suck up lubrication, and can even dampen the mood. Love gloves are worth the trouble for their protection against pregnancy and sexually-transmitted infections, but they still generally suck. Luckily, not all rubbers are created equal. New shapes, lubricants and materials are constantly being developed…

The Green Community week in review: Offshore drilling protest in St. Pete, Florida business owners demand clean energy, and more

What’s the buzz on the latest issues in the Green Community? Check out what you may have missed this last week: USF's Design Build program: Architecture as community involvement – Grant Rimbey reviews the award-winning Design/Build Program of the University of South Florida School of Architecture and Community Design. Join 'Hands Across the Sand' in…

CL’s Lost Podcast: Season 6, Ep. 9 “The Package”

Welcome to another edition of CL's Lost podcast. This week, Host Joe was joined by Ham Gravy, Fat Jesus and Producer Stephen as we unwrapped this week's set-up episode, "The Package." If you missed the episode, you can watch it (courtesy of Hulu) after the break. And as always, talk back in the comments section.…

Lisa Montelione – Contributor

Lisa has been talking about green building to anyone who will listen, believing energy efficient new construction and green renovations is not an option; it is a requirement. She builds energy efficient, green, affordable homes without sacrificing style or comfort along with her partner, Josh Geary of Rising Force Construction. She worked with the organizing…

Cope stages their official “coming out” show this Friday at Skipper’s

Cope w/Middle Rhythm Session Fri., March 6, 8 p.m., Skipper's Smokehouse, Tampa, $7 A solid jam-rock outfit that's been gigging around the Bay area for the past several years, Cope has only recently found a lineup that fits. Now, they're ready to get serious. "We've finally reached a sound we're proud of," guitarist/vocalist Dennis Stadelman…


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