Project Runway recap: New York, Ohio, accusations and vomit, oh my!

[image-1]Holy awkward Althea and Irina reunion, they are like two people who used to date and got stuck sitting next to each other at a dinner party. Where is Carol Hannah??? I am so stressed. Has she been hit by a cab? Lost in the snow? Overwhelmed by the big bad city? No, she has a terrible stomach virus. Ew. This is like real reality, people throwing up for days on end, you can't make that stuff up. Luckily, Carol Hannah is well enough to make it into the workroom for the first full day in New York but she isn't lending much to this workroom drama between Irina and Althea, Irina accusing her of stealing her ideas. How does one steal ideas? They are ideas, this notion baffles me.


Nina and Michael in the workroom giving advice?! Yesssss. Nina puts a knife right through Irina's hear with that comment about an all black collection being tough to get editorial on, but of course, Irina refuses to take any advice. She is like a less insane Kenley Collins, but I think she has it in her to throw a cat at someone, I really do. Next judge to come visit unepectedly, Heidi, of course, and she isn't without bad news. Another look?! No way. I mean really, that has never. happened. before. Oh, wait, nope, it always happens. And Logan, Chris and Gordana are back to help. Althea stole Logan, Irina took Gordana and Carol Hannah is with Chris but you know she wanted Logan. How could Althea just rip him away from her like that? She has the flu, she should at least get a cute boy to hold back her hair. Althea, how could you be so heartless? (insert auto-tuned Kanye)



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After some boring fabric shopping and sewing (as if we want to focus on that) we are left with the lovely and comforting image of Carol Hannah hunched over the toilet. Nice.


Next week, the final finale, for real this time. Will Carol Hannah get to show at Bryant Park? Will she vomit on a model? Is Althea really stealing Irina's thoughts? This and more, next week on Project Runway!!!!!

Finally, it's almost time for Bryant Park! Before we can get back to New York City though, we have to visit the designers in their hometowns and deal with a few surprises along the way.

Carol Hannah moved to the suburbs of NY and is no longer living in her car, which is good.?She is inspired by Duke and the ethereal architecture of the campus. The architecture is evident in her collection and it really is quite beautiful. I am happy with her collection, very Carol Hannah. Tim's activity with her family is my favorite of this show, making a traditional southern dinner with her adorable family. How cute is Tim in that apron!?!?! Loooove it, I think he has a future on Top Chef, who's with me?

And then to bring the cuteness meter to an all-time Runway high...Oh my god, did you see her and Tim in the snow holding hands? They are too much, for serious. I want to hold hands with Tim and saunter through the snow. A girl can dream...

Irina is next on the list of home visits and she is living in NYC and shockingly, her dog is just as annoying as she is, fabulous. Her inspiration is Coney Island, which is special and weird and I am not sure if I get it. An then there is fur, ugh, I hate fur...I am not loving this collection. It's very Real Housewives of New York. In typical NY style, her family time with Tim is at a restaurant and well, it's a bit dull. Her mom is proud, her dad doesn't approve, wah wah wah. Let's allllll feel bad for Irina.

Althea has decided to create her collection in the bustling metropolis/fashion capital of the midwest of Dayton, Ohio. She has also chosen to work in a building with scariest elevator EVER, like Tower of Terror kind of fear flashed across Tim's face. Oh yeah, we are here to see her collection, not Tim fall through an elevator shaft. So, I like what I'm seeing from Althea, it's interesting but soooooo much, so much fabric and layering. What an adorable little midwestern family and her cute boyfriend it a Cosby sweater. Awwwww, I really want to see one of these small town girls make it in the big city.

We learn one last tidbit of info before heading off to the big city, Irina is using trademarked images from Coney Island for one of her pieces so she has to change it out. Hmmmmmm, interesting. Who's stealing now be-otch!! Yeah, that's what I thought.

Now, onto New York!!!!

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