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PHOTO VIA TAMPA BAY RAYS/FACEBOOK
After sockin’ a proverbial dinger square in the proverbial cup of every Rays fan in the region, the Tampa Bay Rays have now decided to offer $2 tickets for next week’s trio of games against the Baltimore Orioles.

Any Rays fans that still exist, or anyone curious to see a modern baseball franchise implode in slow motion, can score up to six tickets per household for all three games, which start at 7:10 p.m., Monday through Wednesday. The franchise will also be offering $2 peanuts and fountain drinks.

The announcement comes just two days after Tampa Bay Rays principal owner Stuart Sternberg announced (in the most detached rich guy way possible) that he not only plans to split home games between Tropicana Field and Montreal, but he also wants a new stadium in the same region that literally broke the record for worst attendance. 

Good plan, Stu. 

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This article appears in Jun 27 – Jul 4, 2019.

Colin Wolf has been working with weekly newspapers since 2007 and has been the Digital Editor for Creative Loafing Tampa since 2019. He is also the Director of Digital Content Strategy for CL's parent...