Dan Savage

Also, some people just shouldn’t be making monogamous commitments.

And it’s OK to be reminded that nipples have other, non-sexual, purposes.

And they probably aren’t the worst case scenario for your sex-averse marriage either.

Also, you don’t need a rock-hard erection to have hot sex

You will, however, need a glory hole.

Also: There are plenty of kinky older men on Recon.

First, you’re not alone. So many people have seen their libidos tank in response to the overlapping stresses of lockdowns and job losses.

And don’t worry, that bull your partner wants to invite over for a cuckold is definitely better than you.

Also, Impeach the motherfucker again.

Seriously, hear us out.

And, it’s time to kick your sister out, sister.

Also ‘ball busting’ is still inherently risky, even more so during the pandemic.

Also, only a monster puts come in your family’s Thanksgiving casserole.

Oh, and it’s ‘come’ not ‘cum’, OK?

And a guy who uses XXL condoms on a medium dick puts you at greater risk of contracting an STI or having an unplanned pregnancy.

That is, if they’re non-toxic and non-QAnon.

Also, does it count as a ‘gay encounter’ if I let a guy rub my feet in the hot tub?

Also, what to do when your awareness of the ‘patriarchal gaze’ makes you stop masturbating to kink videos.

Also: Not everyone finds their ideal mate, which is why it’s important we build lives for ourselves that are rich and rewarding.