Feb 17-23, 2011

Feb 17-23, 2011 / Vol. 23 / No. 49

Ask Dream Momma: a hero in the making

“Dream Momma, I dreamed I was at a water park that had been converted into the park from an old zoo. We were playing in what had beenthe elephant exhibit when I heard a loud noise and started yelling to everyone to get out because there was still an elephant there and it would be…

CL Feature: Those Darlins, a Tennessee garage pop-punkabilly foursome that opens for Old 97’s next Wednesday at Skipper’s Smokehouse (with video)

Jessi, Kelley and Nikki “Darlin” have covered some rather impressive ground in the four years they’ve been active as Those Darlins, from jamming retro country tunes on the front porch of a shack they once shared, to premiering a video for their own twang-punk number on Spin.com earlier this month. [Photo credit: Veta & Theo.]…

Why Lebowski Fest makes Tampa seem suddenly cooler

The soiree got hopping some time after sundown. The White Russians were flowing; Creedence was blaring. It was my job to answer the door. Wearing thrift store stilettos and a cheap white nightie, I intoned, “You must be here to fix the cable” to all who arrived. Many were bathrobe-clad. The more savvy of the…

Florida Legislature to put TABOR on the ballot next year?

On Wednesday, the Senate Budget Committee in Tallahassee passed a proposed constitutional amendment that would ask voters to put a new revenue cap in the state Constitution, a measure sponsored by Fort Lauderdale GOP state Senator Ellyn Bogdanoff. The so called TABOR (Taxpayer Bill of Rights) legislation has only been approved in one other state -…

Restaurant News: Peg’s Cantina in Gulfport offers new farm-to-table menu

Peg's Cantina in Gulfport may be known for their homey Mexican fare and hand-crafted brews, but as of this evening they're putting a more sustainable spin on their menu — offering dishes with locally-sourced ingredients. Chef Joe Voller has taken over Peg's kitchen to create rotating weekly 'farm-to-table' menus that consist of local, seasonal, sustainable…

CD review: G. Love, Fixin’ To Die

Since he’s most famous for his stylistic fusion of blues licks, bellowing harmonica, and hip-hop lyrical delivery prevalent on more than a handful of his records, it’s easy for listeners to forget that in order to make the blues his own, Garrett Dutton had to fully immerse himself in all of the genre’s ghosts and…

HART poised to give Tampa voters free rides on Election Day

You might recall last fall when HART announced that, as a way to encourage Hillsborough County voters to get off their keisters and actually participate in American democracy, they would offer free rides to customers with a valid voter registration card on Election Day. But Tea Party activists and others were angry upon hearing that…

On the Radar: Nude Nite

You don’t have to take your clothes off to have a good time – but others will – at Nude Nite March 3-5, an event organizers claim it to be the largest nude art event in the U.S. The annual exposé of art and entertainment transforms the 16,000-square-foot Trolley Barn space – a former industrial…

New York Magazine loves St. Pete: Travel story sings area’s praises

It's been a pretty terrible week for St. Petersburg, with the murder of another police officer attracting unwelcome national attention and leaving residents wondering what's going on with their town. So it's at least a small comfort that the things we usually boast about — the culture, the restaurants, the weather — can still get…

Lebowski Fest musts: Merch that would make The Dude proud

The Big Lebowski is not a comic strip-inspired movie, nor is it a sci-fi film or a Kevin Smith vehicle. But you can go online, or to any number of fan fests and Comic Con-type conventions, and find the same amount of Lebowski-inspired merch as you would for those geek-a-riffic cult genres. Why? It's really…

Reduce greenhouse gases by eating insects?

Instead of shooing away or squashing those pesky bugs around your home, you could be collecting them as a "greener" food source. Other countries have been engaging in entomophagy (a fancy word for "eating bugs") for centuries: — caterpillars, larvae, grasshopper and crickets are popular food sources in parts of Africa, Japan and Mexico. Insects…

St. Pete Police get their man in police shooting; Michael Ciftci disputes parts of St. Pete Times story, and the candidates for Tampa debate for one of the last times of the season: Mitch Perry Report 2.23.11

It's been a busy 24 hours in the Tampa Bay area. First and foremost of course is the capture of a suspect in the killing of St. Pete Police Officer David S. Crawford by St. Petersburg Police last night. You can read about that here, and also our take on if we can start getting…

Tampa Bay food and drink events

Wednesday, February 23: O'Bistro O’Bistro has planned a magnificent evening with scrumptious cuisine and flavor-packed Zonin Italian wines at this dinner to benefit The Abilities Foundation. 13 Zonin Italian wines will be served with a cocktail reception and three-course dinner. Proceeds support job placement services for disabled veterans returning from service in Iraq and Afghanistan.…

The Gaily News: Target teams with Lady Gaga for better LGBT relations, Wainwright’s first child, Rosie back on the market, Creation Museum kicks out a gay couple and more

After much backlash from gay activists and liberal groups over its donating money to a gubernatorial candidate in Minnesota who opposed same-sex marriage, Target has changed its policy regarding political spending. This comes after the company announced a partnership with Lady Gaga to release an exclusive edition of her pro-gay "Born This Way" album. Gaga claimed in a recent interview…

Deadliest Catch crew washes onshore for a rare public event

The Wizard and the Northwestern as seen on Deadliest Catch Stars of the Discovery Channel documentary series Deadliest Catch will make a rare appearance on land at Clearwater's Ruth Eckerd Hall on June 25 at 8 p.m. Select members of the cast, including Captain Sig and the Hillstrand Brothers, will entertain guests with behind-the-scenes tales…

Theater Review: Stageworks’ MOMologues long on honesty, short on insight

Hearing the audience roar with laughter at The MOMologues on the evening I saw the performance, you might have thought that the play must be brilliantly witty. But you’d be wrong: What the (mostly) women watching this Stageworks show were clearly laughing at was the accuracy of its many descriptions of the motherhood experience, from the…

He’s a kid: Suspect arrested in officer’s death is 16 years old

Update 5:33 a.m., Wed. 2/23: St. Petersburg Police arrested a suspect last night in the murder of Officer David S. Crawford. Nicholas Lemmon Lindsey reportedly admitted shooting the officer after being taken into custody at 6 p.m. More on the story from the St. Petersburg Times and Bay News 9. Update 5:54 p.m.: A video…

On the Radar: Wayne Brady and Neil Hamburger

Two comedians with completely diverse styles hit the mics this weekend. Wayne Brady started out flexing his improv skills on Drew Carey’s Whose Line Is It Anyway?, was made over into a squeaky clean talk show star for the Emmy-winning Wayne Brady Show, then spent the next few years separating himself from his G-rated image,…

Biofuel from beer? Turning brewing waste into natural gas

One man has learned how to utilize the organic waste byproducts from the brewing process to create a natural gas. Eric Fitch, CEO of PurposeEnergy Inc., has created an anaerobic methane digester that "recycles" the used hops, barley and yeast that is used to make beer by harnessing the methane gas they emit to help…

Top 10 household items used as masturbatory aids

In 1902, the first electric vibrator was patented by the American company Hamilton Beach, making the vibrator the fifth domestic appliance to be electrified following the sewing machine, fan, tea kettle, and toaster. In those days, vibrators were not as much sexual aids as medical devices used to relieve female hysteria; doctors often got tired…

St. Pete Police lose another officer; Hillsborough Democrats unveil strategy which they hope will lead to success; and supporters and critics of high-speed rail shout down each other in downtown Tampa: Mitch Perry Report 2.22.11

As we write this (a little before 9 a.m.) the St. Petersburg Police Department is engaged in a massive search for the killer of a St. Petersburg Police officer last night.  If you live in St. Pete you don't need to read this to realize what's happening down there this morning — we'll update our…

Learning Gate Community School EcoFest 2011 – Saturday, April 2nd

Learning Gate Community School has announced that their upcoming EcoFest will be held on Saturday, April 2nd. It will be a fun-filled and educational day dedicated to the principles of sustainability: ecology, equity and economy. Located on the grounds of the school, the event will encompass everything from rainwater harvest, solar energy, alternative healing, drum…

Hillsborough Democrats release their plan for success in 2012 and beyond

The Hillsborough County Democratic party had a brutal 2010, losing every competitive race for state and local office. The futility of the party was never more apparent than in state Senate district 12, where the disgraced Jim Norman was able to survive the embarrassing (and possibly illegal) financial gift from the late Ralph Hughes, mainly…

Review: Got Jokes? All-Stars (mostly) entertains

When I was in high school and college, I was obsessed with Second City, Kids in the Hall, SNL and the whole comedy, sketch, improv shebang. I practiced it, competed in it and even attempted some off-the-cuff character acting and scene-making during during an audition at the Caroline's in New York. My performance — if…

EarthTalk: When is high-speed rail coming to America?

The following is from the environmental themed advice column EarthTalk®, by the Editors of the non-profit publication E/The Environmental Magazine, that we’ll be regularly featuring here on CL’s Green Community. Dear EarthTalk: Vice-President Joe Biden just announced a commitment by the Obama administration of $53 billion to high speed rail. Isn’t it about time? Why…

Top of the hops: Hopslam, Hoptimum and all of the beer hype

There are certain beers that get a lot of attention, whether they deserve it or not.  Some are simply "flagship" beers or the unofficial face of the brewery, like New Belgium's Fat Tire.  It's a perfectly good beer, but for some reason — maybe due to its unavailability in most of Florida — it has…

Turanchik airs first campaign ad (video)

Tampa mayoral candidate Ed Turanchik is acting more optimistic than ever, claiming that his own surveying of South Tampa early voters on Saturday indicates that 33% of them voted for him. We're not certain about that, but there is no doubt that there does seem to be some momentum in his campaign.  Now he's got…

Former McDonald’s executive to start vegetarian-friendly fast food chain

CEO Mike Roberts, a former president and chief operating officer for McDonald’s restaurants, and founder Stephen Sidwell, an investment banker, recently made an announcement that they aim to start a healthy, vegetarian- and vegan-friendly fast-food chain — much like celebrities Mike Tyson and Eric Johnson (Jessica Simpson's fiance) are currently aiming to do. LYFE ("Love…

Your INKspiration: What inspired your tattoo?

Whether your tattoo  is discreetly hidden below the belt or proudly displayed on your forearm, I bet you have a story behind your body art. Sometimes these stories are long and complicated, and sometimes they're invented after the fact to justify impulsive ink. In any case,  your tattoos tell a story about the canvas they're…

Poll shows status quo remains in affect in Tampa Mayoral race 8 days out

Voting has already begun in the Tampa mayoral election.  A record amount of absentee ballots has been requested for this municipal election, and on Saturday, the first day of early voting, 821 Tampa voters cast a ballot. Over the weekend the entire political class in Tampa was poised for the first major poll conducted on…

It’s the Monday after Valentine’s. What Would Liquid Jesus Do?

Monday is undoubtedly the most dreaded day of the week. For the working folk, it’s a reminder of just how much stuff they didn’t get done the week before. The unemployed sect wake up every Monday remembering that they still don’t have a job. Last Monday was Valentine’s Day, adding a new level of hurt…

Do It Today: The Unreturned at UT

The University of Tampa will screen The Unreturned, a film about Iraqi refugees at 2:30 p.m. in Reeves Theater on campus. Admission is free. The movie tells the stories of five Iraqis from diverse ethnic backgrounds and religions who are displaced by the ongoing war. It moves back and forth between their daily struggles and…

Lights on Tampa 2011: Photos of the light fantastic

The 2011 Lights on Tampa event happened on Saturday night.  The bi-annual event featured several artists using light as an artistic medium.  The main event took place in the new Curtis Hixon Park, and other installations were spread throughout the city. See more photos below:

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker admits he wants to bring down unions

The biggest political battle taking place in the country has been in Madison, Wisconsin over the past week.  That's where protesters have descended upon the Badger state's capitol, demonstrating against Governor Scott Walker's attempt to not only have state workers begin contributing to their retirement and health care benefit plans (which they have said they're…

The Green Community week in review: Rally to ban offshore drilling, plastic bags turned into fuel, Eckerd College Environmental Film Fest and more

What’s the buzz on the latest issues in the Green Community? Check out what you may have missed last week: EarthTalk: Have E-ZPass and similar programs reduced traffic and pollution? – The New Jersey Turnpike Authority ‘s E-ZPass electronic toll collection system has reduced toll plaza delay by about 85 percent overall and decreased overall…

EarthTalk: One million electric vehicles on the road by 2015?

The following is from the environmental themed advice column EarthTalk®, by the Editors of the non-profit publication E/The Environmental Magazine, that we’ll be regularly featuring here on CL’s Green Community. Dear EarthTalk: In his recent State of the Union Address, President Obama called for a million electric vehicles on American roads by 2015. How likely…

Bus stop: Valenzuela’s taco empire expands with new location and menu

Valenzuela hard at work in Taqueria Monterrey's kitchen. Growing up in Monterrey, Mexico, Rene Valenzuela was interested in the restaurant business. Although his heart belonged to Mexican street food, Rene was intrigued when McDonald’s announced it would open a location in his home town. It would be Mexico’s second McDonald’s in history, and the buzz…

Tampa mayoral candidates go tame at Tiger Bay Club forum

After all the drama of this past week, Friday's Tampa mayoral forum at the Tiger Bay Club Friday afternoon was a rather tame affair. In fact, there wasn't one reference to anybody driving anybody anywhere, a refrain from the past 24 hours of media intensity on a Dick Greco comment about Thomas Scott, the only…

Ask Dream Momma: The Stairmaster from hell

“Dear Dream Momma, in my dream I am on the Stairmaster working out. I have my water bottle and drink from it. That’s it. That’s the dream. The reason I’m writing you is because this dream keeps coming back and on some nights I have it over and over again. My boyfriend says I’m very…

Why Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way” is a colossal failure

Baby, I was born this way. At least Lady Gaga thinks so. Admittedly, I was up at six a.m., drawn in by the hype of what was supposedly going to be the “gay anthem for this generation.” Like many of my friends, I was interested in hearing her new single as soon as it came…

The 10/100/1000 Challenge: Great Arts & Culture Ideas

We’re almost a month into Creative Loafing’s 10/100/1000 Challenge and we’ve already garnered some innovative ideas in the Arts & Culture category.  Below you’ll find just a few of the great ideas that have been submitted so far.  Make sure to vote for your favorite idea to make Tampa Bay a better place to live…

Lights On Tampa 2011: Poe Garage gets Etch-a-Sketched (video)

If you happened to be heading up Ashley Street in downtown Tampa last night between 7 and 8 p.m., you might have noticed that the usually bland hulk that is Poe Parking Garage was undergoing a transformation. For several minutes, lines of light traced the contours of the building as if someone were projecting a…

Tips for first-time gardeners

With some extra time on my hands, I have decided to start a vegetable garden this Spring so that I can have fresh vegetables for myself, friends and family. My mother makes a mean vegetable lasagna, so it is imperative that we have fresh and delicious vegetables for it. Now I’m sure that everyone knows…

3,000 volunteers needed for Tampa Clean City Day

Friends of Clean City are looking for 3,000 volunteers to help clean up Tampa on March 12, 2011. With over 100 beautification projects around Hillsborough, this will be a day to invest in your community. You can volunteer alone or as a group by filling out the registration form on the City of Tampa's website.

Dining Guide: Desserts and sweet treats in Tampa Bay

CL regularly presents focused listings of the best dining options in Tampa Bay’s neighborhoods. This week we’re giving you a guide to the spots in Tampa Bay where you can get your fix for that sweet tooth. ALESSI'S BAKERY 2909 W Cypress St., Tampa. 813-879-4544, alessibakeries.com. Since they're been in the business since 1912, Alessi's…

Greco-Scott dispute new wrinkle in Tampa mayoral race; Florida legislators rally to save high speed rail, and Hillsborough County Commisionners name Terry Kemple to Human Relations Board: Mitch Perry Report: 2.18.11

Happy Friday to one and all – and it certainly is for us, considering we began the working week bedridden with a vicious flu virus. Speaking of vicious, we hate to get all cliche ridden on you, but the Tampa mayoral race is becoming more bitter by the day (just 11 to go).  Read our…

Lightning fall to Red Wings 6-2

Thursday night’s game against the Detroit Red Wings was a huge opportunity for the Tampa Bay Lightning, as they hoped to establish they belonged with the top teams in the NHL. The main story line going into this one was the reuniting of former Red Wing great Steve Yzerman playing against his old team. In…

Furious reaction in Florida Senate to Scott’s rejection of rail funds; GOP state Senator says, “The bottom line is, he can’t reject this money.”

Published reports from Washington indicate that U.S. Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood has given Florida officials one week to try to find a mechanism to receive the $2.4 billion for high-speed rail that was rejected Wednesday by Florida Governor Rick Scott. That news came as it was discovered that 26 members of the state Senate have…

The Battle of Upham Beach, Part 4: Suncoast Surfrider Foundation stands to get controversial T-groins removed from St. Pete’s Upham Beach

By the time I reached writing about the fourth part in the Upham Beach "battle over the T-groins" series, I realized a few things. Any engineer, financial analyst or project manger would notice that project implementation numbers were missing from the financial analysis. Thus, financial claims of savings are misled. But more importantly, before proving…

Must-click links: Siskel & Ebert online, recall Rick Scott, Coke’s formula revealed, Meek’s Cutoff, Alan Sepinwall, internatonal response to Egypt, Bieber gets political, Borders goes under and much more …

Siskel & Ebert now have a online archive with all their surviving old shows, including the above clip on film criticism. Recall Rick Scott! And why living in a Tea Party-governed state means no science, no fast trains, and no rights for women. Foreign Policy.com: How China and Russia see the Egyptian revolution. Did last week's…

The Refinery in Tampa named semifinalist in 2011 James Beard awards

Congratulations to Greg and Michelle Baker for their restaurant, The Refinery, being named a semifinalist for Best New Restaurant in the 2011 James Beard Foundation awards. After winning CL's 2010 Best of the Bay Award for Best Chef and their success in the past year, it's no surprise that they're up for this prestigious culinary…

Rick Scott’s ego rush devastates Tampa Bay; Bob Buckhorn scores at Young Professionals mayoral forum; and CL endorses in the mayor’s race: Mitch Perry Report 2.17.11

In our political process, it is rare to invest so much power in one person, hence the different branches of government. But just as the president is our supreme leader of the country, the buck stops in Florida at the governor's office. And Rick Scott's decision to kill the Tampa-to-Orlando high speed rail route has…

Green Community Calendar weekend events: Renewable Energy Tour, Eckerd’s Environmental Film Festival, permaculture courses and more

Looking for something green-related to do this weekend? Look no further than our own Green Community Calendar. Tampa Downtown Market- Fridays (through May); 10 am-2 pm. The vision of the Tampa Downtown Market is to provide local residents and businesses of the community with the freshest, highest quality, most nutritious, and most reasonably priced food…

Scott’s rail fail: The aftermath, the outcry, the recall movement

Governor Rick Scott's rejection of $2.4 billion in federal funding for Tampa-to-Orlando high-speed rail shocked and dismayed Democrat and Republican elected officials, business interests, transit advocates and just about anybody else with any common sense. But the Tea Party loves it. And the Reason Foundation should ask for author credit. Creative Loafing News & Politics…

CD Reviews: Shunda K, The Get Up Kids and Social Distortion

Shunda K The Most Wanted You could easily argue that technical proficiency is becoming more and more irrelevant when it comes to achieving chart-topping emcee status these days. Scan the local urban stations for any length of time and you realize that cadence, enunciation and speed are still valued in the hip-hop world, but not…

Crepes get a savory makeover

When we think of crepes, generally what comes to mind is a sweet, fruity dessert topped with fresh whipped cream, such as the famous Crepe Suzette with caramelized sugar, butter, orange and Grand Marnier liqueur. However, savory crepes have been making their way onto American menus for a while now, filled with everything from seafood…

How to install a marital safety valve

I am a straight man. From high school through college and after, I loved me some women. Then I met my present girl 10 years ago. I fell head over heels for her. I still love her. But, little by little, she has become boring to me. Our sex life has cooled. Days run together…

Mismatched pair

Paul Potenza and Shawn Paonessa are so convincing as the leads in Neil Simon's The Odd Couple, it comes as a shock to discover, a little way through Act II, that this couple is becoming monotonous. It's worse than a shock: after all, these two formidable actors have easily delighted us in Act I, and…

Suncoast Animal League raises money for a good cause

It seems every week, there is a charitable fitness event; a Walk for This, a March for That or a Skip-to-my-Lou for Them Too. So how do you choose which organization and event to support? A better question: How often do you come across an event that allows you to cycle for a worthy cause…

Mubarak, SI Swimsuit Issue, Rick Scott blows high speed rail and more …

FRIDAY 11 Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak is finally forced from office after the nation's military sides with the millions of protesters. Fellow Middle Eastern dictators hire new PR people. SUNDAY 13 In the race for mayor of Tampa, the Times endorses Bob Buckhorn while the Tribune takes Turanchik. If only another publication would break the…

Books: The thing that wouldn’t die

Did you see the numbers for e-reader sales for last year, particularly the ones for the fourth quarter, as Christmas approached? Have you heard that eBook sales of bestsellers have been beating physical book numbers in the new year? Are you sick to fucking death of endless tastemaker proclamations, manufacturer projections and tech-blog suppositions heralding…

Taco Bus opens St. Petersburg location

Rene Valenzuela remembers the day McDonald's opened in his hometown of Monterrey, Mexico. It was only the second McDonald's in the country's history, and he had never seen such a buzz for a restaurant before. At least until now. The lastest branch of his Taco Bus is the Bay area's most anticipated restaurant in some…

Mandarin Hide and Ruby’s Elixir open in St. Petersburg

Looks like some people have recognized that downing cocktails in a beautiful environment devoted to the task is the just and inalienable right of everyone who tilts back a glass. No need for an upscale restaurant or hotel lobby to provide the setting — cocktails should be their own reward. Maybe that's why downtown St.…

Cooking with egg yolks

My name is Hampton and I am addicted to runny yolks. Quietly sneaking out for some late night over-easing; midday poaching when my family is right there in the next room… Hell, I've even tried to capture some Ybor City street chickens and imprison them in the makeshift hen house in my shed. Scrambled eggs…

The CL Endorsement: Ed Turanchik for Mayor of Tampa

Ed Turanchik gets slammed sometimes for dreaming too big. His resume is marked by wide-ranging efforts to make change happen — efforts that may not have always panned out, but that always reflected a vision for a better city. He tried to address the need for affordable housing with the Civitas project in 2004; as…

EarthTalk: Researchers studying long-term effects of cell phone use and links to cancer and neurological diseases

The following is from the environmental themed advice column EarthTalk®, by the Editors of the non-profit publication E/The Environmental Magazine, that we’ll be regularly featuring here on CL’s Green Community. Dear EarthTalk: What’s the latest research on the question of whether cell phone use causes cancer? — William Thigpen, via e-mail Cell phones have only…

Tonight’s Top Chef All-Stars preview: Cookie craze

On tonight's episode of Top Chef: All-Stars, the chefs are drawing inspiration from two very American concepts: Sesame Street and the supercenter. The Quickfire Challenge is to create "the perfect cookie" that satisfies the discerning tastes of The Cookie Monster, Telly (the purple guy with the big nose), and Elmo. How much do you want…

Tampa Bay food and drink events

Wednesday, February 16: Pour House It's that time again: Keep the Pint Night! This week's featured brewery is Bell's who have also donated gift baskets, hats and t-shirts to raffle off. Free event (with purchase); 7:30 p.m. 1208 E. Kennedy Blvd. Suite #112, Tampa. 813-402-2923, pourhousetampa.com Thursday, February 17: Whole Foods Market Exploring the cheeses…

Top Chef Podcast – All-Stars Ep. 9: Funny business

During last night's episode of Top Chef All-Stars, we got to see a few things that are no longer "cool" (pop culturally speaking): fondue and Jimmy Fallon. For the Quickfire, the chefs had some fun with fondue and had to judge each others' creations, each picking their top three. Blais stuck to liquid nitrogen-filled roots…


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