Shut up, Marco Rubio.

The Trumpification of the GOP primary has entered new territory. Specifically, Zimbabwe, where popular, protected lion Cecil was shot with an arrow and later killed by Minnesota dentist and Romney campaign donor Walter James Palmer. Marco Rubio, a U.S. Senator from Florida vying for the Republican presidential nomination in 2016, tweeted a jawdroppingly idiotic thought…

On Sale Friday: Martin Lawrence at The Straz

See Martin Lawrence Sept. 12; buy tickets this Friday. Most people have seen Martin Lawrence's sitcom, Martin. If you're old enough, you caught it when it first ran in the 1990s, and helped establish Fox as a legitimate contender in the network ratings wars. If not, you've probably seen it in reruns on a random…

FL Senate admits to redistricting corruption oops

The League of Women Voters of Florida is applauding Florida Senators' admission that they indeed drew Senate districts to Republicans' advantage despite a constitutional amendment barring such a practice, #sorrynotsorry. The League and the progressive nonprofit Common Cause filed suit in 2012 after being, shall we say, underwhelmed at the level of attention the Senate…

Kriseman in a climbing harness? Don’t mind if we do.

Running a city like St. Pete is no easy job. You have meetings with police unions, a historically disenfranchised black population you want to help, the whining privileged folks upset that the curbside recycling program isn't exactly as they think it should be… and then you have your rock climbing wall ribbon cutting. Climbing a…

The Weekend Shift: your mysterious uncle Cuba

Growing up in Tampa, Cuban culture was always in the peripheral. Sub-par Cuban sandwiches were a daily lunch option in every school cafeteria. I had Cuban teachers, Cuban friends, ate at Cuban restaurants, my parents even had a Cuban coffee phase. But as far as I was concerned, Cuba was like some long lost uncle…

There are sandbags if you want ’em, guys

If you've looked outside, you've noticed the bullshit weather, which is probably going to carry on through the weekend, which is bullshit. If you live in flood-prone areas like South Tampa, this news is extra bullshit. That's because you probably face insane flooding on a daily basis this time of year because of routine afternoon…

Scott signs bills preventing human trafficking

A while back, we covered a press conference in which State Sen. Jack Latvala (R-Clearwater) and State Rep. Ross Spano (R-Sarasota) touted the overwhelming passage of bills aimed at curbing human trafficking. It was one of the few notable (positive) accomplishments to come out of the 2015 regular legislative session before all hell broke loose…

Hillsborough Taps Out Against Winery Owner

It looks like the county wimped out in their precedent-setting reimbursement for defense costs case against the owner of Keel & Curley Winery in east Hillsborough. Owner Joe Keel filed ethics charges against Hillsborough County Commissioner Al Higginbotham in September of 2014 claiming that the commissioner used the power of his office illegally, trying to…

Bo Burnham visits The Straz in October

Musical youth: Bo Burnham brings his comedy to The Straz on Oct. 15. Bo Burnham is a popular musical satirist whose layered wit creates a theatrical presentation on stage that goes far beyond stand-up comedy. You might expect that from a seasoned vet with 25 years of stage experience. Burnham isn't even that old yet.…

Bernie Sanders watch parties set for Wednesday throughout Tampa Bay

On Wednesday, Senator Bernie "the Berninator" Sanders (I-Vermont) is going to make the case for why he should be the next president. The passionately outspoken liberal candidate obviously faces an uphill Democratic primary battle against Hillary Clinton, who is fueled largely by gobs of name recognition and corporate campaign money. Although he's still relatively unheard…

Textual healing: Grand Central Lit Crawl & Tampa Zine Fest this Saturday

If you are of the word-nerd persuasion, plan to attend one or both page-turning events happening the same evening on opposite sides of the bay. The Grand Central Lit Crawl showcases narratives read aloud by prominent local scribes, including Ben Montgomery, Tampa Bay Times reporter and author of Grandma Gatewood’s Walk, who kicks off the…

Poet’s Notebook: The Muse and the mic

I do not like to apologize much For these words, but I must. Such Success as I have had has come From carefully sitting loose and dumb, Encouraging the gods to overlook me… The gods in our country, as well as Americans in general, have often overlooked its poets. This usually doesn’t bother our young…


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