Jun 17-23, 2009

Jun 17-23, 2009 / Vol. 22 / No. 14

Breakfast Week: Raw milk in your morning glass?

The sale of un-pasteurized milk is illegal in most states, including ours. But with techniques reminiscent of the Prohibition era, aficionados use a Florida loop hole to get their ways. Raw milk sale for human consumption is against the law; But buying raw milk for your pet (wink, wink!) is, however, perfectly legal. Call farmers…

Celebrity chef Eric Ripert is following me on twitter! Maybe!

A few weeks ago, I joined Twitter on the advice of super food blogger Jaden Hair of Steamy Kitchen. It has been great. The hardest thing by far is to schedule actual "twitter sessions" during my work day, or I'll just produce absolutely nothing and tweet all day. For anyone who's unaware, on Twitter, you…

New Vinyl, CDs & DVDs out this week.

VINYL: Acid Mothers Temple & The Melting Paraiso UFO – Dark Side Of The Black Moon: What Planet Are We On? More proggy psych from Acid Mothers Temple — mixes Pink Floyd with fuzzy wah guitars and cosmic sounds. Double LP includes an exclusive bonus D-side track. Neko Case – Middle Cyclone Dinosaur Jr. -…

Do It Today: Party in the Penthouse, Ritz Ybor’s first birthday

It might be hot, hot, hot, but that's no excuse to stay home and whine. Get out on the town and network/party/be charitable at the ple will be out in droves. Proceeds from your partying benefit the Edwards Family Foundation, which gives away thousands of bikes, toys and food baskets to underprivileged local kids each…

Review: Bettye LaVette, A Change is Gonna Come Sessions

Six months after she triumphantly joined forces with Jon Bon Jovi on Sam Cooke’s “A Change is Gonna Come” at the Obama inaugural, The 63-year-old vocalist, whose career was rescued from obscurity by 2005’s I’ve Got My Own Hell to Raise (Anti-), breaks songs down to their narrative essence. Her voice is weathered, full of…

Outings & Adventures: Gay life beyond the bars

It's Pride Week, and that means a lot of gay folks will be out at the bars. Modern gay history arguably began 40 years ago at a bar (NYC's Stonewall Inn), and for a long time a tavern was the only public place where gay men and lesbians could meet discreetly and in relative safety.…

Monsters of Mock: Three tribute bands stir up a Jannus Landing crowd

The crowd cheers as a tattooed man with shaggy hair and a British accent belts out Ozzy Osbourne and Black Sabbath tunes. An hour later, a blonde singer tears through a set of Motley Crue classics while his bandmates pound their instruments into submission. An hour after that, a grown man in a schoolboy outfit…

Corkscrew: Why Taylor seeks the (Murphy) Goode life

The six-month dream job of Wine Country Lifestyle Correspondent at Murphy-Goode Winery has been blowing up the blogosphere. $10,000 per month to live at the winery in Sonoma Valley, write, and ride the social media wave. It's a sweet gig for whoever gets it. And I threw my glass into the ring. Initially, I learned…

Review: Betty LaVette, A Change is Gonna Come Sessions (with video)

Six months after she triumphantly joined forces with Jon Bon Jovi on Sam Cooke’s “A Change is Gonna Come” at the Obama inaugural, The 63-year-old vocalist, whose career was rescued from obscurity by 2005’s I’ve Got My Own Hell to Raise (Anti-), breaks songs down to their narrative essence. Her voice is weathered, full of…

Top Ten Artisanal Cheeses: The stink is part of the fun

Still to this day, one of my most memorable dining experiences revolves around cheese. It occurred in Tuscany, where my local friends Giulio and Pierre-the-herb-shepherd prepared an ultra-simple, 6-course dinner made only of local, rustic cheese, Super Tuscan wine, along with Pierre's spices and a drizzle of olive oil. Absolutely nothing else. No other ingredients.…

Swinger team sports: everybody plays

The night starts out great. We are out for an evening of good friends, good cheer, a little laughter – and hot sex. The club we frequent is hopping with people. Women dressed in stretchy neon dresses, nighties, mini skirts, or low rider jeans (me) swarm around the bar. The music is the usual techno…

Recipe: Cilantro-lime chicken with avocado salsa

I'm always looking for ways to use my homegrown herbs before they suffocate in the summer heat. I scour the internet and my favorite magazine, Cooking Light, for recipes that creatively use this summer bounty. Last night, I tried a chicken recipe from Cooking Light and, as all cooks do, adopted it to my ingredients…

Do It Today: show your political stripes and more

Whether you're a dem or a rep, or if you just want to haze the folks from the other camp, there's a meeting for you today: Show your loud, proud, Democratic donkey pride at the Northwest Hillsborough Democratic Club Meeting, where you can meet, greet and network with politically like-minded local peeps. Call 813-390-3616 for…

Guided By Voices documentary Watch Me Jumpstart now online (video)

For what we assume will be a very limited time, Pitchfork is streaming the entire epic Guided By Voices documentary Watch Me Jumpstart on its site, for free. The 1998 film tells the story of the unlikeliest of rock stars (featuring Dayton, Ohio born Robert Polllard, an ex-4th-grade teacher) who never actually became rockstars to…

Concert Announcement: The Killers coming to Orlando Oct. 1

The Killers will play UCF Arena in Orlando on Thursday, October 1. Tickets are $52.00 for the General Admission Dance Floor, $38.00 for Reserved Lower Bowl Seating and $35.00 for Reserved Upper Bowl seating. They go on sale Saturday, June 27 at 10 am at LiveNation.com, charge by phone 877-598-8698 and all TicketMaster outlets. Day…

Review: Booker T., Potato Hole

This album looks great on paper: Legendary organist and Stax Records session mainstay Booker T. joins forces with the Drive-By Truckers, whose Patterson Hood is the son of Muscle Shoals bassist David Hood. Add Neil Young's lead guitar into the mix, and the result? Gritty instrumental R&B gold, right? Not really. Potato Hole sounds like…

CL Interview: Pop/R&B legend Boz Scaggs (with video)

To casual music fans, Boz Scaggs is that smooth dude from the ’70s with those disco-ey hits “Lowdown” and “Lido Shuffle.” They might even know about his 1976 smash album Silk Degrees, which included those tunes as well as “Georgia,” “What Can I Say” and “Harbor Lights.” Although Scaggs’ days as a major hitmaker ended…

Interview: Televisionary artist Taylor Oliver in Clearwater

The recent transition to digital television marks the end of Dad making you grab the TV antenna and stand on a coffee table in the far corner of the room because the picture got fuzzy 30 seconds before the end of the big game. No more wrapping rabbit ears in foil trying to get a…

Tampa Bay’s Top 50 Restaurants: Readers’ Poll Winner!

Yet again, CL readers turned out in droves to pick their favorite restaurant among the five regional Top 50 winners. And yet again, the restaurants up for the honor mobilized a huge get-out-the-vote drive. Quickly enough, Backfin Blue and Guppy's slid out of contention, with Bamboozle struggling to stay in sight of  front-runners Bin 27…

His kinks, my kinks: Sometimes they just don’t match up

It may surprise you to know that my boyfriend, The Puppy, and I enjoy different things in bed. Not “he likes it rough, she likes it slow” types of differences – I’m talking different fetishes and kinks. Some of our friends do not believe that we ever have this problem. They tell me their own…

New studio album by Living Colour due on Megaforce

In the late 1980s, Living Colour broke down the color barrier in rock radio with their hit album Vivid. The all-African-American band's style of razory metal with tinges of funk and the an avant-garde proved that pigmentation didn't matter when it came to power chords and thunder beats. Living Colour broke up circa 91, then…

Hail to the Queens: Queenshead bar opens in Grand Central today (video)

Creative Loafing's Gay Issue hits the streets on Wednesday just in time for St. Pete Pride. During Pride Week, we'll be updating last year's Za-Gay Guide with news about bars, clubs and restaurants that are newly opened or recently renamed. First up: The Queenshead Eurobar, opening today in St. Pete's Grand Central District. It's an…

CL Interview: Pop/R&B legend Boz Scaggs (with video)

To casual music fans, Boz Scaggs is that smooth dude from the ’70s with those disco-ey hits “Lowdown” and “Lido Shuffle.” They might even know about his 1976 smash album Silk Degrees, which included those tunes as well as “Georgia,” “What Can I Say” and “Harbor Lights.” Although Scaggs’ days as a major hitmaker ended…

Plating food: Are you a modernist or a retro?

Just like your wardrobe, food is highly subject to fashion and trends. I’m suspecting that most of us today wouldn’t normally dress in psychedelic outfits and platform boots to our next meeting in town, or go out to dinner dressed like this: Or like the following picture, even if I suspect the CL readership to possibly have…

Do It Today: Writers Guild Meeting, TLC networking night

Self-employed journalists are invited to the Bay Area Professional Writers Guild Meeting to hear USF journalism professor Max Courson present "Dangerous Words for Discriminating Writers," guidelines on avoiding commonly confused terms. Call 727-363-7531 for more info. Mon., June 22, 12 p.m. Panera Bread-Largo, Bardmoor Center, 10801 Starkey Road, Largo. 727-320-8830. Join special guest Humberto Ortiz…

Review: Dinosaur Jr., Farm (with video)

I — probably like most interested parties — didn’t have high expectations for Sure, I was excited about the band getting back together, and seeing them at Lollapalooza was fun, but few of these indie- and punk-rock reunions ever produce much in the way of exciting new music. Toss in the legendary bad blood between…

The Green Community: Week in review

What’s the buzz on the latest issues in the Green Community? Check out what you may have missed this past week: Reconstructing a historic bat tower in Temple Terrace and how to build your own bat roost- Grant Rimbey investigates efforts in Temple Terrace to reconstruct an historic tower for bats, discusses a large community…

Are men gay if they like strap-ons?

That was one question I asked myself after an incident a few years ago. I met a man in his mid 30s at a bar in South Tampa. He was a well-dressed Italian man with a nice athletic build. We exchanged numbers and that was that. I left the bar and forgot about even giving…

Seven-story “carbon clock” launched near Madison Square Garden in NYC

It seems New York City has counters for everything these days. The famous debt clock, and now, a new 'carbon clock' was resurrected this past Thursday near Madison Square Garden and Penn Station. It counts the total amount of greenhouse gases that are trapped inside the Earth's atmosphere. According to Scientific American, the counter takes into…

Creativity and cannibalism in dreams

A poet writes, "Last night I had a dream that I ate my own index finger. The dream was pretty vivid and unpleasant. I saw how I scraped flesh from it. I ate it like it was a candy. Then I went to the resort, where I was supposed to have fun, but I got…

Photo review: Frodus Ressurected (with Guiltmaker & Hurrah)!

Frodus Conglomerate International (1993-1999) resurrected on June 18, 2009 at Redlight Redlight, Orlando, FL, continuing what has been an outstanding reunion year for '90s hardcore (most recently the unbroken/split lip reunion at burning fight). Supporting the resurrection was Tampa's Guiltmaker and Orlando's Hurrah.

Theater review: Bathhouse: The Musical

Arts on 9th is a new facility in Ybor City, featuring a theater, art gallery, photography studio and shop. It’s a welcome addition to the Bay area scene, which ought to have 20 such spaces. But the first play offered there — Bathhouse: The Musical by Tim Evanicki and Esther Daack — is far from…

AC/DC, Crue and Ozzy tribute bands for $10, June 20

If you want to see AC/DC in concert, be prepared to shell out about $100. For Motley Crue, you’re looking at another $50-$100. And if you want to see Ozzy Osbourne…good luck. He hasn’t toured since 2007 and “Ozzfest” was cancelled this year. So you could probably see two of those bands for around $150…

Courtney Love resurrects Hole, channels Billy Corgan and Ozzy in the process

Courtney Love is a little nuts. Years of drug abuse will do that to a person. She uses the Internet predominantly to bicker with Ryan Adams and wonder aloud, "What happened to all that Nirvana money!?" Sometimes, she covers both topics simultaneously! She either hasn't quite grasped or doesn't give a shit about Twitter's 140-character…

Great wines to try this weekend

The best wines I tried this week: La Freynelle 2007 White Bordeaux Entre Deux Mers Dinner out on Monday night. Entre Deux Mers is a little-known wine region in Bordeaux, so you can get tasty wines like this one on the cheap. A blend of sauvignon blanc and semillon that tastes like walking through a…

This week @ the movies: Year One

[Ed. note: Each week I'll be breaking down the big summer blockbuster movie releases. If you're curious about what's coming out in future weeks, be sure to check out the Summer Movie Preview. For more info on this week's releases, please check out CL contributor Kevin Hopp's full-length review of Year One or visit our…

The return of Blur (with video of their reunion show)

"There were a lot of people crying," says Blur bassist Alex James describing the crowd's reaction to their first show in nine years at the East Anglian Railway Museum in Essex on June 13. This museum is coincidentally where Blur played their first show back in 1988. The Britpop laureates played a two-hour set including…

Essential Listening: KRISTEENYOUNG (with audio)

Perhaps I was just young, but there seemingly was a time when Tori Amos felt edgy and just a little brash. Over the years, though, she has mellowed considerably and I've filed her in the "artists I used to like whose new albums I check out out of politeness only but I doubt I'll ever…

Courtney Love resurrects Hole, channels Billy Corgan and Ozzy in the process

Courtney Love is nuts. (Newsflash, right?) Years of drug abuse will do that to a person. She uses the Internet predominantly to bicker with Ryan Adams and wonder aloud, "What happened to all that Nirvana money!?" Sometimes, she covers both topics simultaneously! She either hasn't quite grasped or doesn't give a shit about Twitter's 140-character…

Phish revels in jam with “hero” Springsteen

"I got to play with Bruce. That's my hero." Trey Anastasio said that. After Phish jammed with Springsteen at Bonnaroo. The unlikely pairing joined forces for the R&B classic "Mustang Sally" as well as Springsteen's "Glory Days" and "Bobby Jean." Added Phish bassist Mike Gordon, after witnessing Springsteen's three-hour set at the festival, his first…

The return of Blur (with video of their reunion show)

“There were a lot of people crying,” says Blur bassist Alex James describing the crowd’s reaction to their first show in nine years at the East Anglian Railway Museum in Essex on June 13. This museum is coincidentally where Blur played their first show back in 1988. The Britpop laureates played a two-hour set including…

How do relationships work when you are swinging and friends?

I don’t totally agree with the notion that most swingers are in the lifestyle primarily for friendship; maybe "friends with benefits" is a better description. Being a swinger is about sex, and if the friendship part follows its all the better. According to dictionary.com, the term swinger is defined as: 1. a person who indulges…

Movie review: Jack Black and Michael Cera in Year One

[Editor’s Note: This is the first post by new CL film contributor Kevin Hopp. Kevin has been writing about film on his own site, Kevin's Movie Blog, and we’re excited to add his perspective to CL’s film and television coverage.] Ghostbusters, Stripes, Caddyshack, Analyze This — all have Harold Ramis to thank for the classic…

One theater closes, another gets a thousand bucks

Intriguing story from the Philadelphia Inquirer: A small theater company called Hotel Obligado decided it was time to close down, but found itself with a $5,000 surplus. As a non-profit, Obligado was, um, obligated to give the money away, and they came up with a smart idea (with the help of the Theatre Alliance of…

Top Chef Podcast, episode 2: “The Lost Supper”

This week we discussed episode 2 of Top Chef Masters: The Lost Supper. Our special guest this week was Jeff Houck, food writer for The Tampa Tribune, who added a great dose of humor to the show and kept us in stitches. In a nutshell: the four players this were were Graham Elliott Bowles, Suzanne…

Culinary Lessons: Plating food with the right support

A diner in a restaurant is sensitive to culinary presentations, very much like a viewer is sensitive to a piece of artwork. He or she responds to stimuli and psychological perceptions influenced by his or her background, education, trends, etc… Chefs can influence that perception by effectively following a set of guidelines and bring harmony…

Phish revels in jam with “hero” Springsteen

"I got to play with Bruce. That's my hero." Trey Anastasio said that. After Phish jammed with Springsteen at Bonnaroo. The unlikely pairing joined forces for the R&B classic "Mustang Sally" as well as Springsteen's "Glory Days" and "Bobby Jean." Read more. Check out CL's main music site.

Music for Dads

Dad's dig music. I'm a dad, and if I didn't work at THEE record store (and already have them), these'd be on my Father's Day list: Booker T – Potato Hole This album has it ALL. The funky soul of classic Booker T, rocking guitar of Neil Young and it grooves to the backing of…

The fuck-buddy search continues

I'm back on the hunt for my next fuck buddy applicant. The qualified applicant I came across wasn't available to accept the position – he already had an employer and was just testing the market. It was a great interview that ended too soon. I was prepared to have multiple interviews and multiple organisms with him,…

Artsqueeze Weekend Roundup, June 18-20

Craig Kaths. 24 bit one. 18” x 18”, 24-color screen print on Arches 88 paper. Image courtesy craigkaths.com. Though this weekend ushers in summer – a season notoriously devoid of art offerings in Tampa Bay – you wouldn't know it from this busy slate of openings and events. The weekend begins early with tonight's Heart…

Man found dead at Bonnaroo site

Bonnaroo has averaged just under one death per year during its eight year run. Last year there were no fatalities. This year, a body of a man in his 20s was found by the cleaning crew on Tuesday after the festival. The body showed no signs of trauma, and police speculated that the man's death…

New York Times uproots its culture staff

Here's a cryptic dispatch from the Times' ArtsBeat blog: As dedicated readers of The New York Times already know, the newspaper and its Culture report are traditionally produced each day from a 52-story building between 40th and 41st Streets in Manhattan, designed by the Italian architect Renzo Piano. On Wednesday, the Culture department is trying…

Green Community Calendar weekend events: June 19-20

Looking for something green-related to do this weekend? Look no further than our own Green Community Calendar. Whole Foods: Destination Date Night- Fri., June 19. Comedy, plus wine and cheese tasting. Singles and couples are treated to an hour long variety adventure while enjoying a wine and cheese tasting from Whole Foods Market. Registration required-…

Sex and love adult events this weekend: June 19-20

Fri. and Sat. June 19-20. Clothing optional foam party. Pool and hot tub. Potluck dinner. Bands and Djs. Foam on the dance floor. 8 pm- 12am. The Riverboat Club. 6901 Caliente Blvd., Land O Lakes, FL 34637 Sat. June 20. Naughty Summer Camp. Play interactive party games and win prizes, like a 3 day, 2…

Lights, camera, pour: Wine Spectator launches video contest

There seems to be a lot of video contests airing these days. But I'll give props to one of the first to embrace the technology in the wine industry, Wine Spectator. This marks the third annual video contest sponsored by the venerated wine magazine. They aren't giving away a cool job in wine country, but you receive…

Xzanthia’s naked foam party. Got your attention? (Pictures)

Okay, to be clear, the first time I went to this event I had no idea what to expect. We had heard it through the electronic grapevine that the event would be great from an artist's perspective. My wife, Natalie, is a pastel artist that paints mostly nudes, and it would give us an opportunity to network…

Wine and food discounts at Tampa Bay’s area restaurants – redux

Last week's post on Bay area half-priced food and wine deals was so popular, we thought we'd do it again. AND, June 18th marks the first day of Creative Loafing Restaurant Week: $25 for 3-course prix fixe menus at restaurants all over town until June 28. See the full list of participants and their menus.

Do It Today: Tweet Up, Heart Show and more

Meet Twitterland friends IRL (that's "in real life" for those of you new to the world wide webz) at the dent businesses in Tampa Bay, hosts the event in conjunction with SaintPeteTweets. They even pick up the tab for tasty eats — so the whole shebang is totally free. Visit localshops1.com for more info. 6:30…

Kama Sutra: The Tripod (with animation)

Name of Kama Sutra Position: The Tripod Getting into the position: The man stands, pinning his partner against a wall or stationary object. Then he pulls up his lover's knee until he is able to penetrate her yoni with the force and vigor of a young jackrabbit pumped up with steroids and Viagra. On a…

Beer Review: Cigar City Bourbon Barrel Bolita Double Nut Brown Ale

Cigar City Brewing is relentless; they refuse to stop making ridiculously great beer. RateBeer recognizes their Hunaphus Imperial Stout as one of the world's ten best Imperial Stouts, and Big Sound Scotch Ale ranks among the top ten of its style. Then there's Bolita Double Nut Brown Ale, which ranks #1 in the brown ale…

Indie 101: Michael Lee.

Michael Lee (I trust that we don’t need any pronunciation help with this one…) is one cool Californian cat. He grew up in cow-infested Visalia, CA and now lives in badass-infested Chico, CA.  He likes to fall asleep watching movies on his couch, drink Jameson, eat at Pluto’s, all while wearing his Two Ton Boa…

More about Peel, Cafe Ponte’s Tampa restaurant venture

Spoke with Chris Ponte this morning about his new Tampa "fast casual" venture (see original post here), Peel. A joint venture with Melting Pot, Ponte has been working with Arlene Johnston from Melting Pot for the past one and a half years to perfect the concept. Everything will be "made from scratch" and he defines…

Fifteen-year-old Miami fusion band Spam Allstars returns to Tampa

It's midnight at a hole-in-the-wall club in the heart of Little Havana, Miami. The place is pumpin', the dance floor jammed with a multicultural mass of bodies writhing and grooving and ducking and swaying and shaking asses to the pulsing beats. The music is a breathing, heaving, horn-saturated slice of Miami fusion, the native flavors…

Dear David Brooks: A letter to a Republican pundit

David Brooks David BrooksLet me state it flatYou love complicated books:You're a Democrat! Dear David: The above words, dropped by a wayward muse, have been driving me crazy, rattling around my head to the tune of Stephen Foster's "Nelly Bly." Still, I've been thinking about writing to you for almost a year now, so maybe…

Steely Dan are playing Ruth Eckerd Hall for the rent money

In 1974, the leading members of Steely Dan quit touring, tired of the rigor of the road and opening for heavy metal bands. That led to the departure of most of the band ­— including guitarist Jeff "Skunk" Baxter, who enjoyed playing live and joined the Doobie Brothers, like backup singer Michael McDonald who eventually…

Review: Dinosaur Jr., Farm

I — probably like most interested parties — didn’t have high expectations for Dinosaur Jr.’s 2007 disc, Beyond, the first since the late ’80s to feature the original Dino trio of vocalist/guitarist J Mascis, bassist/vocalist Lou Barlow and drummer Murph. Sure, I was excited about the band getting back together, and seeing them at Lollapalooza…

Tuesdays With Morrie is a play to cherish at the new American Stage

Tuesdays with Morrie is a lovely play about dying and living, about making the most of one's life and learning the importance of expressing love. In Jeffrey Hatcher's intelligent adaptation of Mitch Albom's bestselling book, all the drama in Albom's story is gently brought to life, and Albom's message to the planet — you'd better…

The Top 50 Restaurants in Tampa Bay

With apologies to Dave, Top Ten lists are so limiting. Even finding the Top 25 of something always seems like you’re barely scratching the surface. Maybe it points a compulsively indecisive streak in our nature, but here at CL we couldn’t cram all our favorites into such a meager list. And 100? Too many to…

Has martial arts training ever helped anybody defeat a mugger?

My son just finished a three-month karate class. Last night he asked me if karate really would help someone defeat a larger, stronger opponent. I told him I honestly never heard of anyone using any martial art to win a fight outside of a movie. You would think here in New York, with so many…

Tampa Bay food, wine and beer events

Thursday, June 18: SideBern’s Chef extraordinaire Chad Johnson created the menu for this upscale, down home barbeque, which includes an array of tasty treats inspired by Spain, including suckling pig, octopus brocheta, piquillo pepper rellanos and more — finished off with a cool, creamy hazelnut float. The secret ingredient in this dessert? None other than…

Top Chef Podcast: Top Chef Masters, episode 1

If you have been paying attention to all of the ads and the commercials on Bravo, you'll already know that the Top Chef series is back (and we're hoping you've watched). This time, there's a twist: 24 well-known, seasoned chefs go head-to-head and compete in challenges just like they've put the contestants from past seasons…


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