Maybe in a month, but not yet.
And Tampa Bay is the ideal place to do it.
We didn’t expect to have as much as we did. Read on to learn about what we did with Spiderman’s penis, which bus had the most STDs and the best Universal tour guide ever.
Let’s breakdown 10 festival cliches we saw at Hangout Festival, and the sets we saw them during.
Among the 16 bills Governor Rick Scott signed into law Tuesday was one upping the penalty for severing a shark's fin before the animal's body is brought to land. At-sea shark finning is a profoundly cruel practice that's already illegal, but still occurring. Shark fin soup, after all, remains a pricey delicacy in some Asian…
No nylon-stocking masks needed for the thieves — just a screen and an internet connection.
Morbid Angel is at Orpheum, too.
Hello Wednesday! Here's your morning forecast: Mildly irritating, with certain pressures building through the afternoon, culminating this evening in a 70 percent chance of doing something you'll regret. Hey, didja hear? Super Bowl LV will be played in Tampa's Raymond James Stadium in 2021! This is super duper news, because by 2021 you'll probably need…
Jeff Philbin and Danny Flores are among the Season 8 contestants competing for a white apron.
Over a year ago I wrote a post on the “Quagmire of Editing.” In that post I said: “On the bright side, the rewriting is a lot quicker than writing the first draft. Ha ha! Just kidding.” At the time I didn’t realize the gravity of those words, as I took feedback from beta-readers on…
While the internet debate rages over whether First Lady Melania Trump batted her husband's hand away not once, but twice, in the past two days as their overseas diplomacy trip ensues, something that actually matters happened here at home. The White House released an outline of President Trump's proposed budget, and critics say it ain't…
Tampa Mayor Bob Buckhorn called the news “a testament to our city’s ability to shine on the international stage” in a statement Tuesday.
Watch our silkie chicks hatch in real time.
Tampa post-hardcore outfit is headed on 30-date U.S. run with Hail the Sun
The new development will serve as the local roaster’s fourth drive-thru cafe.
ISIS claims responsibility for the attack
Taste your way around the ultimate party wine.
As those who do quite well and own lots and lots of stock in McDonald's (and probably many other large, profitable corporations) gather in at the fast food giant's Oak Brook, IL headquarters, Fight for $15 activists in Tampa are planning to protest. The aim is to show solidarity with protesters who will rally up…
Ella covers The Beatles, too
Welcome to Tuesday, your post-Monday palate cleanser. Enjoy. Residents in the New Port Richey neighborhood of Gulf Harbors are upset about a deal made with the city to split the cost of turning an abandoned local golf course into a park over the discovery that the property is contaminated and would cost more than $4…
Follow along, will ya?
Imperfect organism.
“Make your taste buds twerk,” reads a news release about the Tex-Mex chain’s Flat Outrageous items.
They’re not old, they’re well-seasoned — and looking better than ever.
Love, death and the exquisite history of the flower we mow over.
It’s gripping, alright, but isn’t it 70 years late?
It’s like “All About Eve,” but in academia.
Tune up your hump day with a brand new playlist with new songs from The National, Babeheaven, and Nick Murphy featuring Kaytranada.
Animals As Leaders leader leads South Tampa demo
Happy Monday! See how we just pretended such a thing was possible? FRIDAY, MAY 19: Tampa cops arrested dozens of people and seized hundreds of pounds of spice. Apparently morons are still smoking spice. Somebody donated 111 grams of pot packaged for sale to a Minnesota thrift store along with their pants. Dude, enough with…
Hall and Oates start “the streak,” too.
Was it the timing, the sexism or the Trumpian implication that members of the media deserve to be shot?
Laidback Luke on the beach, too.
He plays Ybor City on May 20.
Armed with signs bearing messages like “Hey Marco, Town Hall Now!,” “No Show Rubio!” and “Where is Marco? Follow the $$,” protesters gathered outside Hilton St. Petersburg Carillon Friday afternoon to protest Sen. Marco Rubio’s refusal to hold town halls. The Republican U.S. Senator and 2016 presidential aspirant was at the hotel to attend the…
If he runs for governor, said the Democrat, it might not be as a Democrat.
How can we say so much without words?
Your guide to weekend fun, on and off the sand.
The locally trained actor has a key role in the biggest Broadway hit since Hamilton.
Five ways to eat (and drink) your heart out this weekend.
Take the Survey to Create Arts Council 2.0 and you could help set a course for the future of local arts and culture.
Oldsmar is popping lately.
Another Peter (Gabriel) released his fifth solo LP, too.
Sheer Mag as show of the summer?
Time to wave bye-bye to this week like a kid in a carseat who doesn't even know where she's going, she just knows she's leaving whatever the hell that was behind. A couple in Port Richey trying to get pregnant via artificial insemination is upset that the Pasco County Sheriff's Office felt the need to…
Israeli-based Burgerim expands its fast-casual empire to Tampa and Clearwater Beach.
Currently, the Sunshine State classifies the popular sushi accompaniment as a liquor.
Tuna and the Rock Cats are still in town, too.
When thousands of people stood and held hands on shorelines across the country, including on Treasure Island, in June of 2010, there was still oil coursing out of a huge hole in the bottom of the floor of the Gulf of Mexico. Floridians and residents in other gulf coast states had for weeks been looking…
Good morning! Did our commander-in-chief really say that no politician has ever been treated as poorly as he has? Huh. One suspects those hundreds of politicians around the world who have been imprisoned or had their brains blown through the backs of their heads might disagree. Hillsborough County commissioners passed an anti-puppy mill ordinance that…
“Women are doing their research, they’re finding out it’s safer for a low-risk woman to birth outside of the hospital.”
Sublime poet, sublime poetry, sublime film.
There was no player on the field Tuesday night more determined to score than Martin Paterson. “Back home in England, people have written me off,” the 30-year-old striker from Tunstall, in Stoke-on-Trent, said. “Time and time again, they’ve said I’m done. We’ll see about that this year. We’ll see.” Paterson scored his second goal of…
Episode 6 gives some insight to how we could go from The United States of America — to Gilead — with terrifying realism. *Spoilers*
And believe it or not, most of the people involved might like to subvert the will of Florida’s voters.
Because going to the beach is so last summer.
The arts & activism party happens on May 20 on downtown St. Pete’s 600 Block
Chef’s Life Throwdown III plans to bring demos, a food fight and other cheffy delights to St. Pete.
She rolled straight from Tampa’s Fringefest to Orlando’s — and she liked us, she really liked us!
Author Jack E. Davis goes kayaking on his beloved Gulf of Mexico.
Along with turtles, dogs and cats — and a gecko.
Local artists shone brightly in a festival that boded well for the future.
A Painkiller and the beach does seem to cure what ails you — even if it’s only temporary.
