Florida Horror Story: Frightening tales from the Sunshine State

From Florida Man to the Man in the Governor’s Mansion, Florida is rife with scary stuff. The environment’s in danger, the same guy seems to keep popping up again and again in our elections, and then (horrors!) there were The Bins. Future Slasher: The Pipeline! Floridians are in the unyielding grip of monstrously huge power…

Scary talk: Ominous utterings from the GOP presidential field

One year from now, we’ll be on the verge of electing our next president. The GOP primary field, while comically huge now, will have been narrowed down to a single candidate, who by that time will be making appeals to all Americans, not just right-wing primary voters. But grand ol’ rhetoric won’t conceal the fact…

The bear hunt is on, and so are the protests

Outraged about the fact that thousands of people are totally stoked about going to the woods to orphan them some bear cubs, and there's fucking nothing we can do about it? You're not alone, man. On Friday, Oct. 23, one day before 2,787 people (and counting) take to the woods with their guns and crossbows…

Biden says he’s not running, but will carry on the fight

Outside the White House shortly after noon, Ol' Joe Biden told the nation he isn't going to be running for president in 2016. This obviously shuts down the speculation that he would opt to run despite an already competitive candidate field and the fact that he is still grieving the death of his son Beau…

Theater Review: Deathtrap: A Thriller in Two Acts

Ira Levin’s Deathtrap:  A Thriller in Two Acts Rating: 3 1/2 stars out 5  Runs through Oct. 25; Thurs., Fri. and Sat., 7:30 p.m., Sun., 3 p.m., at Ruth Eckerd Hall’s Murray Studio Theatre. $20. rutheckerdhall.com. It's been a killer year for Hat Trick Theatre. The company has begun its first run as the resident theater…

Crist announces congressional run, trolls descend

Ever since the Florida Supreme Court ordered lawmakers to get their entitled heads out of their asses and draw the state's Congressional districts in ways that comply with the law, it's been basically a foregone conclusion that former Governor Charlie Crist would run for Congress in Pinellas. Tuesday morning at south St. Petersburg's Childs Park,…

The weekend shift: Tats eternal

We all know that tattoos last a lifetime, but what if we love our tats so much that we want them to live on even after we die. Now they can, and we don’t even have to freeze to death 5,300 years ago or be a 19th century Polish prisoner to have our tattoos preserved after we…

Pier approach teams ranked, might look familiar

What remains of the St. Petersburg Pier looks more or less like a Rubik's cube left to melt in the sun. A new pier, Pier Park, is expected to take its place, fully, by 2018.  At an additional cost of $20 million (a windfall derived from a surplus), the city opted to fund redevelopment of the…

Jeb Bush’s 9/11 Trump tweet was prolly a little misguided

Didn't we just write about how it's not a good idea tweet when you're drunk or upset? Apparently, a certain presidential contender didn't get the memo. Shortly after 3 p.m. Friday, former Florida Governor and one of the guys who wants to be president Jeb Bush sent out a rather bizarre tweet that has since,…

Crist to announce something Tuesday

Today's news on potential news that'll probably happen next week comes from former Governor Charlie Crist. Cate Communications, the firm that's apparently doing his press stuffs, sent out a notification to media outlets like this'un alerting us to a Tuesday morning event in St. Petersburg in which Crist would make a "major announcement." Beyond the…

Poet’s Notebook: Call me a cab

Recently we decided, too late to get decent airfare, to duck the end of the rainy season and make our yearly breakaway to NYC. When we got to the city, we made another decision. Our hotel was on the Upper West Side, near Central Park and the Museum of Natural History; the subway map showed…

No filter? Twitter’s integral — if at times toxic — role in politics.

It happens more often than you care to count. A political campaign announces a new hire, usually a rising star. The media reports on it, first positively, if superficially — then, after a few days’ digging, unearths racist/sexist/homophobic/fat-shaming tweets from five years ago. Or a politician tweets (or retweets) something inappropriate — pictures of certain…


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