Just like Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson) in Zombieland, I, too, enjoy the spongy, creamy goodness that is a Twinkie. (Okay, maybe not as much as he did, but you get the point.) The only problem with them is that there's so much crap in them! The Twinkie contains 39 different ingredients, including cellulose gum, Polysorbate 60, and calcium sulfate (which are used in making sheet rock, shampoo, and rocket fuel - FYI.)
I don't know about the rest of you, but I'd be much happier with a Twinkie that had a lot less ingredients — especially sans the ones found in rocket fuel — and were more wholesome so I could feel better about eating them.