- "The bizarre tasting pickle craze from TEXAS you can't get enough of."
- "…always going to have to worry about how the gratuity they leave will affect an entire race's reputation?"
- "Has anyone else been traumatized by what Lewis memorably calls “cheese rape�"
- "It always left me a little unfulfilled, since you never actually got to virtually eat anything you virtually cooked."
- "The 32-year-old Anderson man was cooking a late lunch for his two sons Sunday when he accidentally stabbed himself in the heart with a knife."
- “Everyone wants to eat like an American on this globe … but if they do, we’re going to need another two or three globes to grow it all.â€
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This article appears in Mar 5-11, 2008.