[image-1]From the kitchen comes a continuous stream of servers bearing skewers and sharp knives, eyes scanning tables to see who wants just one more slice of salty grilled beef, pork, lamb or chicken. Its easy to avoid them, just flip the small cardboard token youre given when you sit down to the red side. Green means go.
And by all means, go. Texas De Brazil knows how to season its meat -- heavily, just salt and pepper -- and knows how to grill it in the kitchens gigantic rotisseries -- medium rare, nice crust. Unless you have a fondness for poultry, you may want to avoid the bacon-wrapped chicken, even though its moist and smoky from the pork fat. Pork loin is just as nicely prepared, and just as unexciting. But thats the meats fault, not Texas De Brazils.
Better are beautiful, ruby-red slices from a leg of lamb, and Texas De Brazils crisp-skinned spicy sausage. But in the end, churrascarias are all about the beef.
Even tenderloin, the cows least flavorful cut, is tender and lent character by salt and fire. Flank steak is much finer, the thin slices cut against the grain so that each tender bite falls apart in your mouth. The king of churrascaria meats is picanha, a sirloin cut thats gifted with a layer of fat that melts into the meat as it cooks thanks to the way its folded onto the skewers. If picanha is all you eat, you could very well get your moneys worth.
And yes, theres more to Brazilian steakhouses than just the meat. The buffet stations under that looming flower arrangement in the center of the room have all the usual salad fixings, a small array of hot accompaniments like sauteed mushrooms and creamy potatoes, and some high-end items like seared tuna or slices of prosciutto.
After youve given up and flipped your token permanently to the red, there are also desserts. I suspect Texas De Brazil sends most of those home in boxes -- even if you had the restraint to quit before rupture, the carrot cake, mousse cake, key lime pie and cheesecake portions are big enough to count as a meal. Except here in America, of course.
Nope, we try to get our moneys worth in this land of plenty, and when you shell out a little over $40 for a meal it can be difficult to say no to more. Try to take it slow and keep flipping that token to the red, otherwise a meal at Texas De Brazil turns into a breakneck experience that ends with an uncomfortable protein bloat and a vague sense of disappointment.
That said, Texas De Brazil could be the perfect place to have dinner with people you dont want to eat dinner with. All those rivets and decorator touches make the place raucously noisy. The constant traffic of meat-laden servers and buffet-goers is incredibly distracting. Encourage your guests to accept all meat that walks by, and you could waddle out of the place with no worries about how to split the check and little conversation, in record time.
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