Top Chef Podcast: Just Desserts Ep. 5 - Edible fashion faux pas

For only having a total of ten hours to complete the challenge, I have to say that I was impressed with most of the edible fashion on display. Yigit, Zac, Heather D. and Morgan had some outfits that I wouldn't mind wearing -- chocolate or not. Then there was Eric's sad-looking cookie dress that looked like a kindergarten class gingerbread house project in dress form.


There were many tongue-in-cheek comments made, Morgan's serious shoe fetish was revealed and a whole lot of bitchery was on display. (Yeah, I made that word up.)


Want to know what happened? Well then, you'll have to listen to the podcast to find out.


[image-1]Whether you watch the show or not, our review of it is top notch snark and an all-around good time. Listen to us (attempt to) recap this episode and the hilarity that ensues.


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It's the calm after the storm (the sh*t storm of crazy, that is) on Top Chef: Just Desserts. With Mr. Meltdown and Debbie Downer out of the competition, things seemed calmer and more focused on last night's episode. Granted, the incessant bitching and cattiness hasn't ceased, but who would expect it to with the likes of these divas? Or should I say, "Go Divas".

Souffle was the challenge for the Quickfire and no one seemed to mess up too horribly. Flavor was the only major thing critiqued. Well, Zac did get knocked down to the bottom three for freezing instead of baking his souffle. And the whole thing was over in, like, eight minutes, which led us to think that there would be a whole lot of drama and excitement taking up the rest of the hour.

And, boy, were we wrong.

The rest of the show played out like all of the last season of Top Chef: lackluster with a ridiculous challenge. For the Elimination, the chef'testants had to pick a pair of stilettos to be the inspiration for their high fashion edible dress and coordinating petit fours (bite-sized cakes). Either the challenge rules weren't very strict or Danielle and Heather C. just misread them because they both ended up making dresses from items found in the produce section of the grocery store. Meanwhile, their opponents were busy draping their mannequins in chocolate, candies and cookies.

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