OhMiBod’s Club Vibe is a bullet vibrator that fits snugly into a pair of panties. Vibrating underwear is nothing new, but the Club Vibe has a kink: it shakes to the music. The perfect toy for any woman who truly wants to feel her favorite music, Club Vibe can pleasure you to the carnal vibrations of Jim Morrison on your iPod or tease you at a Justin Timberlake concert.
The toy comes with a one-size-fits-most thong to holster the bullet, but it can be easily rigged into any underwear. The vibrator has three speeds. Manual offers your basic humming function in case you just need to rub out a quick orgasm between business meetings. The music mode comes with a splitter that allows the vibrator to rock along with the music you're grooving to on your iPod. Ambient mode picks up any sounds in your environment and transfers them directly to your clitoris.
While Club Vibe was designed to work with music, you may have more fun exploring creative ways to use it. The tiny vibrator was my incentive for convincing Cheska to watch the A-Team. An action movie is the perfect set up for this toy; along with the fighting and noise, the vibrations slowly intensify as the movie escalates, bringing the user to an explosive finish that can happen in the back of the theater or your parked car.
Like alcohol, Club Vibe can make mundane tasks like vacuuming more interesting. It may even work to create a positive Pavlovian response to something your partner previously disliked. Imagine your girlfriend wearing these to a sporting event. Every time your team scores and the stadium erupts with noise, the buzzer in her pants will jolt her out of her seat and have her screaming right along with your buddies. The possibilities are endless: work, a long car ride, a concert, a biker rally...
The biggest downside to Club Vibe is the wires. Especially if you connect the bullet to your iPod, you may resemble a suicide bomber with dynamite stuffed in your crotch. You'll also get tangled in the wires if you try to use it during sex. A wireless version would be much more discrete and wouldn't cause a panic at airport security.
[image-1]Along the same lines, the control clip resembles a pager or an insulin pump with a wire that disappears into your pants. Users must either wear baggy clothes to conceal it (which may work for a casual event or in a cold climate), or risk looking like a coke dealer from the 90s.
The audio-dependent vibrations alone aren't ideal for reaching a climax. Many woman require constant stimulation. However, like most sex toys, vibrating underwear shouldn't be an end in itself. Rather, it works best as foreplay to rev up a partner for a bedroom action movie of your own.
Clube Vibe is made from hypoallergenic, non-toxic, non-porous ABS plastic, is phthalate free, and comes with a one-year warranty. It retails for around $50. Order your own Club Vibe at OhMiBod.com
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