Top 10 Mood Wreckers
10. Started laughing: Maybe caused by joking around. Maybe a queef. Either way, busting up laughing can sure kill the mood
9. Falling off the bed: I've done it and have witnessed it on several occasions. Silk sheets make it worse, but it's freaking hilarious and leads back to #10
8. Song change or TV show change: Hear a great song come on the radio, start going at it, then it changes to "Men At Work." Boner-killer. Same can be said about watching something romantic, then a commercial for Rosie O'Donnel comes on. BOO.
7. Said something dumb: "I love how big your ass looks from this angle!" I have a big ass? Oh shit.
6. Forgot to kick the dog out of the room: My dog whimpers when the wife moans. If I forget to lock him up, things don't go well.
5. Said the wrong name: Happened a while back when I was drunk. Took a while to be forgiven for that one!
4. Surprise butt sex: I've done this on accident, some do it on purpose. If she's not expecting it, you aren't getting it, usually
3. Farted during sex: Let's face it, sex can be relaxing. Farts can happen.
2. Farted while getting head: Blowjobs are even MORE relaxing, but nothing is worse than farting in a girl's face.
1. INPUT!@#$ COMMENT!@# What is your worst?
To be continued...
