Antonio's top 10 mood wreckers and boner-killers (input needed)

Top 10 Mood Wreckers


10. Started laughing: Maybe caused by joking around. Maybe a queef.  Either way, busting up laughing can sure kill the mood


9. Falling off the bed: I've done it and have witnessed it on several occasions.  Silk sheets make it worse, but it's freaking hilarious and leads back to #10


8. Song change or TV show change: Hear a great song come on the radio, start going at it, then it changes to "Men At Work." Boner-killer.  Same can be said about watching something romantic, then a commercial for Rosie O'Donnel comes on. BOO.


7. Said something dumb: "I love how big your ass looks from this angle!"  I have a big ass?  Oh shit.


6. Forgot to kick the dog out of the room: My dog whimpers when the wife moans.  If I forget to lock him up, things don't go well.


5. Said the wrong name: Happened a while back when I was drunk. Took a while to be forgiven for that one!


4. Surprise butt sex: I've done this on accident, some do it on purpose.  If she's not expecting it, you aren't getting it, usually


3. Farted during sex: Let's face it, sex can be relaxing.  Farts can happen.


2. Farted while getting head: Blowjobs are even MORE relaxing, but nothing is worse than farting in a girl's face.


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To be continued...


We've all had it happen. Nothing sucks worse than killing the mood in the heat of passion.  Today's top 10 has a twist though!  I'm still lacking a #1.  So, here's my top 9 mood killers, and please comment with suggestions for the last one!

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