headline: "Sharon reportedly moves his right hand"

The peace process is back on!

capote, brokeback mountain top movie award NOMINATIONS

Keep it light, keep it bright, keep it gay.

UTAH JAZZ OWNER BANS BROKEBACK FROM HIS THEATER

He'll stick to watching 10 sweaty men in loose shorts bang into each other under the rim.

TAMPA MAYOR STUNS BUILDERS WITH $1,500 WATER IMPACT FEE

Angry deveopers counter by upping campaign contributions.

GOV. SCHWARZENEGGER GETS 15 stiTches after bike accident

"It's a laceration, not a tumah."

CHENEY HOspitalized for shortness of breath

Chronic "shortness of foresight" continues untreated.

Livestock concert promoter promises a return to zephyrhills festival park

Cites patrons' "love of rock," fear of indoor plumbing.

lights on tampa

Crowded downtown streets, bars and bistros doing booming business, world-class art all around; for a minute there, we had a real city.

THE FLAVA OF LOVE

Women battle to get clocks from Brigitte Nielsen's sloppy seconds. This is everything that is right about Reality TV.

JON STewart inked to host oscars

We'd like to thank the Academy.

bubba the love sponge back on the radio

He's on Stern's satellite channel, where butchering pigs is totally kosher.

Compiled by Weekly Planet staff