Muslim Congressman Likens Bush to Hitler
Statement provokes a strong rebuke from Hitlerphiles.

Palm River Woman Gets Taxpayer-Financed Sea Wall
Sure enough, there it is, right there on the Hillsborough GOP County Commission fundraising brochure: "$10,000-$20,000 — Your choice of aquatic-based public works project."

Crist and Schwarzennegger on CBS Morning Show
Florida's governor reveals that when he first met his California counterpart he asked him, "Are you Sarah Connor?" in a heavy Austrian accent.

Bomb Squad Called to Tampa Blockbuster Store
Turns out they were needed to dispose of a copy of The Last Mimzy.

1 in 12 U.S. Workers Admit Daily Drug Use
How in the hell do the other 11 make it through the workday?

North Korea Shutters Nuclear Reactor
Pyonyang issues statement: "Turns out we've got more than enough weapons-grade plutonium now, so we're more than glad to comply with international demands to close this facility. Thank you for your kind attention to this matter."

Americans No Longer Tallest in World
Study cites impact of citizens walking around with slumped shoulders since the start of the Bush administration.

Republican Lawmakers Caught in Sex Scandals
Not surprising that the GOP appears fascinated by furtive sex. How do you think they make all those little Republicans?